AAAHHHHH!!!! It’s the story of Hawaii, Asian girls getting suckered by haole military guys! Come on dude, what’s wrong with a 6 foot tall, volleyball playing white girl? How are Chinese guys like me supposed to get pussy if you’re banging every tight Asian teen in sight? Its hard for me to get with white girls when she has socks taller than me. Besides, my lup cheong is no match for that batcave she’s got between her legs.
All I can think about when I view this Asian teen Picture Club gallery is the look on her dad’s face when she brings home G.I. Joe and he gives daddy the same dirtbag smile he’s got on his face in that pic up above.
Hawaii is full of cute Japanese girls, either on vacation or student visa. In the malls you can find Japanese girls holding hands as they navigate through the crowds, pressing their tender bodies upon each person they squeeze by. I often fantasize about two young Nippon girl getting fucked hard while on vacation by a local, windows to their hotel balcony thrown open so everyone can watch as one girl slides her pussy over the local’s thick hard cock and the other girl sits on his face. The two girls passionately kiss as they play with each others tits, swiftly moving towards ecstacy.
Isle of Joy is the sister site of Island Girls. This site seems like it has more hardcore content and a lot more haole chicks. They say the site is updated every week with pictures or video. I think I’ve seen Ginger around UH Manoa before too…I wonder if she’s looking for a first mate
While browsing the net I came across Island Girls, a humble amateur porn site from Hawaii. Although not as packed with content like Hawaii Dreamgirls, Island Girls boasts having 912 1200-pixel photos of Hawaii “girls-next-door.” I’m always down for amateur porn, now I gotta convince my girlfriend to let me make some with her.
Hot off the press, Nautica Thorn, one of the biggest pornstars Hawaii has ever produced will be signing autographs at Diamond Head Video on May 7. Diamond Head Video has the largest collection of porn and adult related products in the state of Hawaii so if you’re ever in the mood to buy a vid, grab some lube, or pick up a rubber vagina, go check it out.
Like every other person in the free world, Nautica Thorn even has a myspace profile and after you’re done with that you might want to watch her pretty pussy get fucked.
Hot new galleries of Maile have been posted for Hawaii Dreamgirls and she looks even sexier than her previous set. Hawaii porn has never looked so glamorous with this gorgeous haole girl’s skin glowing in the Hawaiian sun.
This is the very first scene Hawaii pornstar Jandi Lin ever shot in her professional career (just wait till the old boyfriends bust out those homemade mpegs) Its a pretty hot scene and shows that this girl can take a dick and give an awesome scene!
So here is my only photo from Honolulu Hawaii’s First Friday because I was too busy drinking to take photos correctly (obviously).
I started the night off at Mercury Bar just off of Bethel St. The bar was pretty packed so I told one of the chicks sitting there to grab the bartender’s attention for me. She gave me a smart ass quip about how the male bartender would probably be more interested in me but I played it off, saying that most girls can work their magic on anyone; she got no mana. I easily slid in and ordered a round for me and the boys. To make more small talk I asked how much should I tip and her drunk friend got close to me and said “I work at a bar and its usually a dollar a drink.” I dropped 5, turned around and the drunk girl then asks “aren’t you gonna tip me?”
My rule is simple; I only buy drinks for girls I’m either dating or fucking, no exceptions. I look at her, smile, then turn back to my friends; bros before hoes.
Next we hit up Bar 35 which already had a line. Luckily we had connections at the door. Turns out the girls from the bar followed us and were trying to get past the bouncers with our group. After grabbing drinks at the back bar we turned around and saw them directly across from us. 80s night this Wednesday ladies, maybe you’ll get drinking privileges then.
Next stop off was an all you can drink event at Xyloh in Ala Moana. Had it not been for the onslaught of alcohol I might have been turned off by the horrible guy/girl ratio as depicted above. After I was good and tipsy the had some kinda lap dance competition, here are some pics:
I was sitting in the lounge area when I noticed a couple making out across from me. I figured guy was gonna get lucky that night but suddenly she started gagging and threw up on the couch. Here are photos of the awesomeness
Panties.
Bartender
I would have made the photos bigger but server space is tight. If you wish to see bigger photos then you can either send me cash, sign up to see hot Hawaii girls, or chat with bar girls.
So tonight is the monthly celebration of art, alcohol, and the juxtaposition between homeless people and rich pseudo intellectual jackasses who thing graphic designers just make t shirts. This is becoming a big thing in Hawaii and all the shop girls come out of the woodwork in their ballet flats and leggings.
Earlier in the evening you see lots of OLs (office ladies) in their pumps and knee length skirts, usually drinking at Indigos. As the night drags on you get a lot of haole girls and some cute asian girls. So come down and have a drink, I’ll probably be at Bar35 trying to see how many girls fall for my “I know Andy Warhol, want me to introduce you” routine. YAAAHHH trick YAAAAHHH!!!
Everyone knows a good local Hawaii girl can take a dick and Anna Lee is no exception! Her mature frame gets pounded in this gallery from Big Dicks Little Asians until Mr. man blows his load all over those pretty lips. According to All Asian Pornstars, Anna Lee has been performing since 2006 but she’s not teri beef yet so that makes me still in the mood to poke squid
When you grow up in Hawaii, Asian girls are all around and you can’t help but fall in love. You love that Japanese chick with her Dior bag and matching sunglasses, or that cute Chinese girl with the fob hair and fake tits in Nordstrom. The Filipino babe who was dry humping you at the O Lounge was memorable but the conversation you had with that Thai girl at Bar 35 made you want a meeting of the bodies and not just the minds. Asian girls are everywhere and is one of the reasons kids here never leave the islands; you can’t bang out chicks from multiple Asian countries while learning your ABC’s in Idaho. Btw, Asian Teen Picture Club rocks!
Kina Kai and Christina Aguchi caress, suck, lick, and fuck each other with a dildo in this steamy lesbian porn scene in Hawaii. The photos of this shoot are equally hot and I still can’t believe the awesome backdrop for this shoot, how did they not get caught?!?!
Heres another picture of Kina Kai and Christina Aguchi from Hawaii Dream Girls:
While visiting the island, Naomi Banxxx stopped in to pay a visit to Hawaii’s best porn company and just had to get wet! Naomi strips off her green bikini and soaks her toned body in a warm bath. So turned on by being in the islands she just had to break out her pink dildo and play with herself. The camera man got so turned on he just had to jump in and put his cock between those dick sucking lips.
Cute Filipino girls dot the Hawaii landscape with their ever youthful smiles and tight bodies designed for hardcore poundings. Tina from Hawaii Dreamgirls is no exception, stripping down to her grass skirt and lei. Those perky tits make me wanna wrestle her to the sand and introduce her to my poi pounder!!!
Hawaii Dream girls brings us another beautiful Caucasian (haole) girl for us to enjoy!! Also known as Maile, she prances around an Oahu beach in her cute two piece as she waxes her board. Don’t let her sweet looks fool you because she is a sex-a-holic who loves to have sex on the beach.
