Did you know that Jayna Oso is a Kaneohe girl? I dated a chick from the Windward side and I can testify that girls out that side can get buck wild! Maybe it’s because there really isn’t much to do out there except fish, go beach, smoke weed, and “poke squid”
Photographer Ryan Kerns shot these hot photos for Hawaii Dreamgirls and those fuck me eyes gave me wet dreams. However unlike these sweet/teasing photos, my wet dream was more like the filthy hardcore anal scenes that Jayna Oso is known worldwide for; This beautiful pornstar is Hawaii’s version of anal queen Katsuni!
Damn I am good at spotting local chicks! Take Amia Moretti for instance, I was looking around some porn blogs and the minute I saw her face I thought, this girl looks like she got some Hawaiian in her. Sure she had a hibiscus tattoo but lots of girls have flower tattoos. After some digging I found out that she indeed does have Hawaiian blood but I was even more surprised at the amount of cock this girl has guzzled, gulped, sucked, fucked, and had slapped across her face;
I think I’m in love!
I’m pretty bummed to see HPD stopped posting alleged OVUII offenders. Lotta people looked forward to Wednesday so they can bask in a little schadenfreude before returning to their boring jobs. Personally I don’t see the problem with posting these photos, I’m sure it made a bunch of people think twice about drinking and driving in hopes to spare themselves the humiliation come Wednesday. Well except for that one jackass who got on the list two weeks in a row, wtf is up with that?
Remember these people are guilty until proven innocent and if your mugshot is on here and you’d like me to take it down, please shoot an email to hawaiian [at] hawaiipornblog [dot] com along with a signed 8×10 portrait and I will take it down asap
So if you’re wondering why Hawaii Porn Blog, the bestest place for sexy wahines and Hawaiian porn, wasn’t updated last week it was because I was taking vacation in the land of the haoles, Los Angeles! Even perverted people like myself need to take a break from the computer and get some fresh air.
In celebration of my California conquest I wanted to post this stunning blonde bombshell. I have a double standard when it comes to white girls and Asian girls. Now Asian girls look best petite and adorable; submissiveness is the true selling point of Asian beauty. White girls on the other hand look best with a little meat on them. The skinny ones just look like crack addicts in need of a burger.
Now if you get your arms wrapped around a thick, big titty beauty then you will really know what a woman feels like. Tiny peach fuzz hairs on their body are uber sensitive and always fun to play with. After teasing them her into uncontrollable frenzy I unleash my sexual powers upon her for the next 2 minutes before falling asleep on my wallet. Isn’t romance fun?!?!
Trolling around the internets as usual I stumbled upon these photos from Can She Take It and the first thing I noticed was this girl’s well rendered hibiscus tattoo. Actually, the first thing I noticed was she was being impaled by a Portuguese sausage but I figured that went without saying
Also looks like she has a birthmark either in the shape of the African continent. Is this a local Hawaii girl in hiding or is she just a beautiful thick goddess with a ripe ass and cowgirl skills like a veteran of the PBR? Or is it just me getting so used to seeing girls get dicked out that I begin to look at pictures like some kind of perverted photo hunt game? You be the judge!
Asianman Don Fernando loves his Hawaii-connection girls and I’m pretty damn impressed on how all the local chicks want to film with him. Suzy Q is adorable but I gotta admit that the Asianman is starting to piss me off with all the talking in his vids. It always ends up with him asking lame questions, the girl giving a skeptical response and then he goes off on a five-minute “ABC store” Hawaiian history rant.
How’s a guy supposed to jack off when he’s getting the island chain messed up and talking about how Hawaiian’s pronounce w like a v?!?! Thank god for pictures and the mute button!
Someone at Hawaii Dreamgirls must have heard me because their latest update was a hardcore outdoor sex scene with the beautiful Layla Rivera. Word on the street is she’s a Big Island girl who used to run around with a Hardcore pornographer *hint hint wink wink*
She comes back to the 808 every so often and decided to stop by Hawaii Dreamgirls for a quick job. Kamaaina girls can fuck with the best of them and Layla Rivera is no exception, check out Hawaii Dreamgirls members area for the real goodies!
The party didn’t stop for this week’s alleged OVUII offenders!Remember, these people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law
Girl number one is HELLA HOT…in her mugshot. If you don’t already know, Honolulu Police Department releases names along with the photo and I’m pretty sure her OPEN Facebook profile got a million hits (I kept hitting refresh). It’s weird though cuz shes the second girl I’ve seen that looks better drunk…do you think it’s reverse beer goggles? Maybe a beer force field?
The crazy looking dude in the middle of my awesome collage is “Skippa” Diaz, former football coach for Farrington High School. I dunno what he was teaching those kids but as long has he taught them how to make sexy mugshot poses like that I think he did his job well.
First off I gotta give props to the readers of Hawaii Porn Blog for keeping me informed especially peeps like s@s, fokaig, and nuinalu…I dunno where you guys find some of this stuff!!!
Nuinalu gave me a tip on a alleged Oahu girl named Ivy who’s getting broken into the porn scene over at Amateur Allure. She’s pretty cute and got a little island flair and I initially thought it was just some softcore, flash the nani, type video but this girl knows how to suck a dick and take it hard too. Figure I’d share the wealth and post the video for everyone to enjoy along with some sweet pics of all the action.
As I was actually writing this post, I checked the comments and s@s told me of a former rising-star singer from Hawaii, who was featured in Midweek article back in 2005, now got videos of her boyfriend giving it to her doggy style and then letting her ride on top. Now mind you the girl getting dicked out on camera hasn’t been verified to be her, but it looks damn similar…plus the file name adds to it’s legitimacy. I also don’t know when the vid was made so I’m not posting it on the blog…last thing I need is to get in trouble for pussy that I never hit!
I’m pretty sure ya’ll wanna talk about this so I will allow relevant comments
I’m just a laid back local kid adult who loves to lurk check out the island hunnies, but everyday so often I start to itch for Asian chicks from a galaxy far far away. I used to waste hours trying to google shit but kept coming up w/ viagra ads, spam, and the occasional virus (thanks assholes).
After some heartache and hard lessons learned, I came across Asian Poony and was pretty impressed not only by the overall look of the site, but also by the LOADS of photos and videos of Asian girls from across the globe. This site runs the gammut from South East Asian girls to the banana bitches we all loathe in front of the gf and lust for in the clubs. Plus I haven’t gotten a single virus or Viagra offer yet!
Like Roald Dahl’s story about a secret chocolate factory that hid away from the world while secretly churning out yummy sweetness to one day spring back to life, Hawaii Dreamgirls is beginning to ramp up production again and from what I’ve seen so far, its gonna be pretty badass!
I talked with the owner of Hawaii Dreamgirls and he said that no only are they shooting new stuff but will be releasing tons of content that was “lost” in his garage; dude if I lost titties in my place I’d be ripping floorboards up and shit!
Although the site still has hot hardcore Hawaii sex scenes, the new focus will be on fresh-faced local models photographed in classy artistic nudes. Hey in my book that’s even better because now there’s even more chances for those awesome “OMG I KNOW THAT GIRL!” moments.
So this is coming out two days behind schedule, my bad I was pretty swamped with work (yes I have a day job) and slightly hung over from cigar night with the boys. Great thing about “man night” is that we all get to relax, enjoy some drinks, talk some shit, and not have to worry about DUI’s cuz it never gets that nuts. Maybe the peeps on this photo collage should take a tip and drink closer to home? figure you save a lot of cash without paying for Waikiki parking, club cover charge, and that outrageous bar tabs ($8 for vodka/Red Bull wtf?!?)
Oh I almost forgot the $500 bail, $300-$2k lawyer fees, higher insurance rates, and the bullshit of having that little incident on your record for the rest of your life. I’ll take passing out in my house over waking up in the drunk tank any day!!!
Kayme Kai and Nozomi are not your typical lesbians but dammit I’ll watch them munch rug any day! This is a preview video I cooked up for Asian American Girls featuring these two Hawaii girls from last decade.
I’ll admit that I watch a lot of porn, but one thing that still bothers me is how there’s such a disconnect between what porn shows as lesbian sex and the reality of lesbians getting hot and heavy; most of the times one looks like a dude and the other looks like a cracked out chick with cuts on her arm. I’m just giving my opinion here but dammit where are the big titty hoes who invite their friends over for backrubs and end up three fingers deep in wet pussy? The fantasy portrays lesbian sex like two beautiful flowers intertwined, while the reality is more like two rocks slamming against each other. Just being honest people. Kayme Kai and Nozomi’s lesbian fuck fest is all fantasy, which is why it’s hot, and which is why I still love porn
Woohoo finally a site that caters to my secret desires! Back in the days I used to hang out in the “rave” scene and slowly migrated into the Dungeon crowd. I wasn’t hardcore into it, I didn’t paint my face white, wear guy liner, Victorian era clothes, or any of that nonsense. Sounds like I never had a reason to be there right? WRONG! Those goth places got some freak & sexy girls! I’m talking hot wax, whips, leather boots, latex gloves, and good ‘ol fishnet stockings, ready to get down and dirty
I love a brunette with jet black hair in a short bob cut, square rimmed glasses with pale porcelain skin and fire engine red lipstick. chipped black nail polish or even whiteout is hot too, tattoos are a plus but a healthy ass and real tits are a must (fake tits can make a girl look like a tranny). What’s awesome nowadays is that most young girls rock that look w/out even being in the goth scene. It’s reclassified as “emo” but still not. Except for those skinny jeans though because they make 90% of Asian girls look like stumpy oompa loompas; real women have curves!
So I just saw the story ran by Honolulu’s Star Bulletin about Kamehameha Schools taking action against some kids who made a sex tape; personally I’m a little perplexed. Some think it’s a brand new tape but I’m thinking this is all about the “sporechan incident“. Would make sense though since the internet moves at lightspeed compared to the wheels of justice.
Since I’m unsure about the whole damn thing I’ll just put this great amateur titty fucking video and we can all just imagine what the latest Kamehameha Schools scandal was about. And if anyone Kamehameha school FEMALE graduates over 18 and interested in some “modeling” gigs LMK!
