Stop by Hawaii’s hottest gentlemen’s club, 939 tonight and tomorrow night to see Vivid contract girl Monique Alexander light up the stage! 939 is the best looking strip club in Hawaii with some of the friendliest waitresses around so make some time, ditch the girlfriend, and share a beer with me at the club! Be sure to check out the youTube clip that Club 939 threw online.
This Hawaii girl knows the right way to tease a camera in this sexy photo shoot. Ali seductively drops her net in a burlesque fashion, allowing glimpses of her beautifully tanned skin to entice your eyes. Only in Hawaii porn could you find a combination of beauty, sensuality, and a breathtaking backdrop.
Tatiana and Yuliana give the Hawaii girls a run for their money in this hardcore video gallery! Normally Latin girls don’t tickle my fancy but I just couldn’t keep resist these Latin lovers. Maybe it’s their enchanting smiles or their baby soft asses. Or maybe its because Hawaii girls usually won’t let you fuck them in the ass let alone stick a dildo in it…I got a black eye once for trying to put my dick in her brown eye
Check out this video of cougar bikini shopping at Aloha Tower Marketplace as she flashes her panties and shows off her tits to the camera! Now that I am older I have learned to appreciate aged women…so experience, so cultured, so refined. That and they usually are more into working out and keeping fit, not like the usual liquored-up, fast-food eating, football team gang banging, bukake loving jailbait Hawaii girls that normally surround myself with.
HawaiiDreamgirls.com brings us classic Hawaii porn the likes of which we haven’t seen since watching scrambled porn late at night while your parents were asleep. These jewels are like time machines taking us back to a world where the internet was in its’ infancy, the only person you knew who had a cell phone was Zack Morris, and a gigabyte was someone with jacked up teeth.
Hawaii girls are commonly of mixed ethnicity which make their look that much more stunning and unique. Although Sanny Aung isn’t a real Hawaii girl, this beauty blends in with her Chinese, Vietnamese & Cambodian heritage. This import model made her way out to the islands to be in a Hawaii porn photoshoot and we were happy to have her naked ass all over our island! Check out these other galleries for more Sanny: Link1Link2Link3
Ahh my weakness for haole girls strikes again! Britney looks like your average Hawaii coed who loves to ditch class to hit the beach. As you sit on the sand and watch that hot body on the water, glistening in the sunlight, you wouldn’t suspect that this bathing beauty was in the Hawaii porn scene! Catch the boys at Hawaii Dreamgirls having their way with this beach bunny!
Never try to engage in “small talk” with a waitress at a bar, it always ends the same; her walking away and you all sad panda.
Dude next to me in Mai Tai Bar in Ala Moana tried to strike up a conversation with a salty looking waitress. He asked why she didn’t look happy. She responded with some bullshit about how she must have forgotten to take her meds.
He then tried to make up for what he thought came off as an insult by complimenting her back tattoo and then asking what it meant. What does it mean? If you don’t mind me asking… Begging for permission is like saying “I suck and have no self worth.” Her response went something like this: It’s my astrological sign blah blah blah complicated meaning blah blah blah. Basically she was telling him, “It means something to me but you don’t thus you don’t deserve an explaination.”
After that, she left w/ her salty face and he left with the bill for her time.
Point is the only things you should ask a waitress for is your order and the bill. If you want her to be interested in you, try to be more interesting. And if you are the dude I was sitting next to, click here and enjoy.
Asian Teen Picture Club has some of the cutest amateur girls ever unleashed on the net. Amateur photos of Asian girls doing everything from hanging out with their girlfriends, sucking their boyfriend’s cock off, or taking a ride on the homecumming king’s scepter. The sweetheart below makes me forget that the new today said 1 in 4 teenage girls has an STD and Hawaii has the 6th highest rate of chlamydia.
If you know anything about Honolulu, you’ll know that we have a bunch of drinkie-drinkie bars and AMPs (Asian Massage Parlor) around Keeaumoku. AMPs are a great place to bang one out for less stress than a girlfriend and a whole lot cheaper, allowing you to sample girls from around the globe. I’m talking Chinese girls, Japanese girls, Korean girls, Filipino girls, Hawaiian girls, haole girls, all waiting for someone to come in and fuck their brains out! For those of you not accustomed to AMPs, check out Asian Sex Trip and you can have a taste of what the scene is like!
Maya is an Indonesian girl who couldn’t resist stopping by to see what Hawaii has to offer! It was impossible to keep this girl’s clothes on as she let the sun caress her tight body and caramel-colored skin. Her ass was baby soft and seemed to be in need of a good spanking!
Abbey Brooks is a new starlet on the scene and is built for this business. With a beautiful “girl next door” smile, soft yet stunning features, and grapefruits for tits, Abbey Brooks can make any man stand at attention!
Here are a few candid photos from her trip to the islands
She paid a visit to the local heroes and challenged Hawaii pornstar Jayna Oso for a dick sucking contest. Personally I think Abbey won but thats only because I was too busy fantasizing about getting my 2 inches of fury between those puckered lips.
Yesterday I hoped on my motorcycle and went on a Sunday cruise with two of my friends. We met up in Kaneohe then rode through Waimanalo and came around into Hawaii Kai, stopping at Sandy Beach. The great thing about the beach is that beautiful babes are always in abundance, in those cute teenie bikinis that entice every man who catches a glimpse! Below are just a few shots I took as I perved out on all that ass!
Picture perfect eh? The couple in the middle are so cute it makes me sick.
Ass.
Even better looking ass. Would be better if she was illiterate though, smart girls talk too much.
Kina Kai and Jazmine Leih share an intimate moment together while resting up from their excursions in Hawaii. These two nymphets touch, tease, and lick one another into sheer delight!
Jandi Lin is the proud owner of the venerated vagina and thanked me ever so kindly with this Polaroid. Apparently she hates me but the jokes on her because I hated her first! Homegirl is a cool chick who’s got a mind of her own and is a force to be reckoned with so watch out California because she’s your problem now! Muahaha
Video of that pretty kitty getting pounded can be found here. Enjoy!
EDIT: If you didn’t already realize it, that dude behind me is drunk as hell.