I heard good things about the party in Waikiki but Downtown Honolulu’s Hallowbaloo was crazy-insane packed and couldn’t have been better! There were beautiful women galore all wearing the skimpiest costumes and having an absolute blast! The crowd was friendly, festive, and here are some photos to prove it.
After Hallowbaloo I made it down to Oceans808 and everything after that was just a blur. I got my fill of sexy white girls and should be good until New Years Eve…know any good parties coming up?
So you’ve got that dick in the box costume lying around but don’t know where the best Halloween party is at? Then make your way over to Downtown on Saturday October 31st for the 2nd Annual Hallowbaloo Music and Arts Festival.
I made it down last year and it was a blast! There’s good food, girls, alcohol, live music, more girls, great costumes, and MORE half naked Hawaii girls! Make it down because honestly being there is better than lurking on Do Something Tonight.
Honestly there’s no better way to kill time and stress than to push a few reps out in the gym. It’s also a great place to go people watching! They’re are always at least 5 cuties walking on the treadmill in their $60 workout clothes who are only there to people watch too; we already have something in common!
24hr Fitness isn’t the cleanest of places to fuck but then again it’s probably cleaner than banging out on Ala Moana Beach Park at night…ah those were the days. Anyways, Cherokee and her personal trainer get sweaty and dirty on the gym floor, throwing in a few yoga poses here and there. Is that downard facing dog?
They should have a few photos of the dude doing bicep curls while she sucks him off or even while bench pressing, that’d be funny!
I really don’t care what other Mainland websites say. As I stated in my previous post, I’m pretty damn certain Lana Violet is from Hawaii and not just of Hawaiian/Filipino decent. There’s just something about local Filipino girls that you can “just tell” they grew up w/ the boys in Kalihi or Ewa/Kapolei, soon to be known as “New Kalihi.” Besides it wouldn’t be the first time a porn chick lied about where she was from. If it’s one thing we all know, chicks can lie!
Lana Violet gets laid out out like sod in this defacto-standard “pool boy” scene by Cum Fu. The plot is quick and dirty, but like a Playboy Magazine, no one gives a shit about the copy. Lana Violet shows her kamaaina cru charm as she takes the dick doggystyle, moaning and groaning like a Pinay girl can. Chee hoo!!
If the sign looks familiar then don’t worry you aren’t going crazy. Ecstasy Gentlemen’s Club on Kapiolani Blvd. has taken over Empire’s location. I just had to check it out so last night I dropped by. There was no cover charge and a chill “no-pressure” atmosphere. It might not be great for business but it really lets you relax without getting bombarded by ladies drink and private show requests from the D-squad.
Speaking of which, the girls are alright, 3 out of 5 in my opinion. Then again there were only 5 girls working. Bartender said they have 10 girls total and Friday and Saturday are the best nights.
It’s neat seeing the start of an club, its a blank canvas and the people who become “regulars” define what it is. If you and your boys are looking for a chill place to drink and see titties without all the hassle then this might be your place.
*sings* I luh da pussy, I luh da pussy, drinking up your booty sweat and bustin’ a nut!
She kinda looks like my ex-girlfriend, well except this Japanese schoolgirl is 10x prettier and 200% less of a slut-faced-hoe-bag-cum-dumpster-nut-sucker-mutha-fucker. Damn I’m clever!
I just stumbled across Idols69 and their vast collection of Japanese AV starlets like the one above. Their free tour is amazing, full of cute bubble gum Japanese girls just like a Waikiki tourist trolley. I was blown away by how well organized their site was and immediately began checking out their free video previews. Check out these photos and if you’re still hungry for more then check out their tour link below.
Island Girls has its fair share of cute Hawaii girls but Caitlyn takes the cake! Story goes she used to model for them but needed some cash came out of retirement for another lovely photoshoot.
I’m sure you’re wondering what happened to her previous photos and to be honest I have no idea. See Island Girls works as a magazine-type site where for a very small monthly subscription you receive a new model every week. Old sets just disappear into the wind which kinda suxs. Oh well its a small membership price and well worth it.
So I still haven’t gotten over my breast obsession since the last posting and decided a video of big-tittie hoe Claudie-Marie getting banged out by an illegal immigrant would be a great follow up. Claudia-Marie’s country accent , rascal smile, and zany sense of humor makes this big titty Southern MILF unforgettable.
Her vid’s are all hillarious and if you want more go check out Claudia’s free tour with over 30-minutes of the funniest trailers you’ve ever seen.
BTW, did anyone catch the 10 o’clock news on KITV last night? I’m pretty sure Amber-Lynn was hiding those great boobs under a straight jacket…did someone tell her about Hawaii Porn Blog?
Damn Amber-Lynn Hyden’s got some tig ol’ bitties! She could probably feed all the starving kids in Hawaii with the milk in those sweater puppies and still have enough cream for my morning coffee.
Amber was reading the teleprompter on last night’s 10pm KITV News and the minute her boobs face graced the screen I was hooked. Here boobs were never that big before were they? I swore if they were I would’ve paid much more attention to the weather. No wonder she replaced Ben Gutierrez, homeboy got double-teamed and didn’t stand a chance!
Normally I fancy myself a Moanikeala Nabarro kinda guy but her fast hips and hula-hands have a hard time standing up to the dirty D’s. For more about Amber-Lynn Hyden check out her profile at KITV.
She may be in love with herself but I love her for it! Initially I wanted to play some kinda “guess who” game but after staring at those GI-NORMOUS tits It’s kinda obvious this is the beautiful body of Francine Dee.
I’ve mentioned her before on Hawaii Porn Blog and I’m not ashamed to do it again because if you’ve ever had the good fortune to meet her then you know what a chill girl she is. Granted the import scene is slowly dying out now that peeps are getting too old to live their life a quarter mile at a time but I have a feeling Francine Dee has the staying power to have her face grace magazines and websites for some time to come…can anyone say hardcore-dp-furry-bsdm porn?
Isle of Joy is a real amateur Hawaii porn effort with hours upon hours of cute “girl next door” types just messing around and having fun. Not to mention the lesbian scissoring, dildo play, eating out pussy, shower masturbation, and the always appreciated hardcore homemade fuck video.
Isle of Joy preview tour and sample pages does not serve them well, give their members area a try and I’m certain you’ll be pleased.
So I found another hapa honey girl (Chinese, Italian, Irish, and “pot-luck”) but this one is from Florida. She’s got that Hawaii girl next door appeal, the kind you’d find on the #4 bus to UH Manoa trying to act like she don’t see you while rockin’ her Ipod and shades. Nah she don’t look straight up bitch like that, shed probably buy you a beer at the Varsity Bar, I’m just projecting cuz that chick on the #4 needs an attitude check….I WASN’T EVEN LOOKING AT YOU I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR NASTY FEET ON THE SEAT NEXT TO YOU! WTH?!?!
Anyways go perv out on Nikki Price, and if this video isn’t enough to satisfy your curiosity her website has a shit load more (probably like half-hour worth of free vids). Enjoy!
Yay it’s Friday, and FIRST Friday is happening again in Downtown Honolulu! I’m definitely going down tonight, particularly for the wine bar and a quick pop over to Mercury Bar. I used to love going to Bar 35 but all the trendies hang out there nowadays and it gets super packed.
The great thing about First Friday are all the ditsy white girls who come out to get their drink on (what is it with white people and Chinatown?!?) Hopefully they put on a good show tonight and get sloppy drunk so I can take some amateur photos for the blog…I wonder if Trashed Girlfriends would be interested in buying it?
A girl’s orgasm is one of the most illusive natural wonders on the planet, often imitated to boost my male egos but few can truly say they’ve encountered it in the wild. That shit should have it’s own discovery channel show!
Beautiful Agony has been able to document the orgasm faces of countless individuals, chicks, dudes, couples, etc. all getting their rocks off however they see fit. It’s really unique stuff and the interviews are pretty hot since girls go into detail about what turns them on and what they think about to get their juices flowing. Check out their site for more preview videos!
I admit that I’ve witnessed a male strip review before. Once I forgot that Venus, now Seven Bar, had gay night on Saturday and not in the mood to pay for parking someplace else, went in w/ the gf. It was pretty interesting and the crowd “really got into it“, but I’ll elaborate on that more later. Besides, gay bars have the best alcohol!
Anyways I was lurking monitoring the internet when a buddy of mine told me about a crazy site he just saw called Dancing Bear. I thought it was some kinda youtube viral video with a furry but to my surprise it’s a porn site that films bachelorette parties and all the wild shit that goes on.
Now if you’ve ever been to a male strip review, you know that WOMEN ARE THE NASTIEST FREAKIEST CREATURES IN THE WORLD! I swear you throw a half naked man in front of estrogen-fueled females and they will grab every inch of that dude and bite his cock off! So when I saw the shit going on at Dancing BearI was not suprised, however very turned on! I just hope I never see my gf in any of those videos!!!!
