If you missed Empire Gentlemens Club’s opening night then you’ve got another chance to get in on the festivities that only come with a new Hawaii strip club!
Check my previous post for location details and check out Hawaii Porn Blog’s previous posts about Empire Gentlemens Club to get your sneak peak.
Now I’ve seen a lot of Hawaii porn in my day but I’ve never seen a Hawaiian superman sex session that made the girl bust a shaka with her toes! You cannot fake that facial expression, it looks like shes being mauled by a bear and trying to fight for her life!!! Haole girl looks like she’s REALLY on the Isle of Joy now!
NOTE: Anyone else think of the Sham wow commercial when you see this pic or is it just me?
White girls in Hawaii Porn at Isle of Joy!
Preferably next to me! I’m a good guy who’s always ready to lend a smooth hand with muscular fingers and manicured nails to any beautiful girl in need of assistance.
“Oh Yuki Mori, whats that you say? Need some cash to pay your rent? I know a guy who knows a guy who could get you a gig in some movies. You can be famous, get to wear sexy outfits, and spend all day on the beach…or behind the bushes on a beach. Yuki darling, you’d make a spectacular Hawaii porn star!
They’ve got interesting geneology, likes to pour your drinks, usually knows how to cook, and best off all Asian girlfriends let you take dirty photos of them for your “private collection”
Check out the classy photos this Asian girl’s boyfriend took of her. Pretty neat to see how the television makes odd visual commentary at just the right times. Check out the photo gallery to see what the hell im talking about!
It’s Hawaii, everyone loves Hawaii girls, and 9 out of 10 of em are Asian girls. Living here makes these alluring beauties almost addictive . Wait, I take that back, ASIAN GIRLS ARE ADDICTIVE! It’s Saturday night, what the hell am I doing home? I’m gonna hit the clubs and find me anothe fix!
If you’re not goin out to night, check out the newest amateur Asian girl site!
If you’re local you love Las Vegas. Must be something in the Hawaiian air or a part of our body clocks that tells us we NEED to make that annual (or semi-annual) pilgrimage to the Mecca of sin. Who doesn’t love sitting down at a table and having a beautiful woman glide up to you offering free beer. Get lucky, win a couple bucks, talk to the waitress, get REALLY lucky, and the waitress might offer you her juicy pussy.
So sit back, relax, and let that lucky girl jerk on your handle until she hits the jackpot. Then double down on her ass until you feel flush and spray a river between her fold. How you like them gambling sexual innuendos eh? Someone should make Hawaii porn with a Las Vegas theme, I’m thinking hula girl turned stripper gets banged on the strip would make a great plotline!
Suicide-girl fetish continues! I was lurking around Cum Fu and noticed that my favorite bok choy betty, Coco Velvet, just released a hardcore sex scene. Premise is she goes in for an acupuncture treatment but after seeing what the doctor looked like, decided that a bigger “prick” might be necessary to cure what ails her
EMPIRE GENTLEMEN’S CLUB OFFICIAL OPENING TONIGHT!!!
2334 S King St (old Club Buy Me location)
across from McCully Old Stadium Park. Lots of street parking.
So the guys at Hawaii Dreamgirls saw my post and gave me some behind the scenes stuff from their latest shoot at Empire Gentlemen’s Club in Honolulu, HI.
I’m pretty sure I get bottle service now for promoting the newest stripclub on the island of Oahu. So when you come by and see a belligerent drunk crying histerically while being held in fetal position by a busty stripper, say hi to your favorite Hawaii Porn Blogger!
P.S. I was totally making up that pathetic scenario posted above. Honestly.
Just when you thought night out with the boys only meant Femme Nu, Rock Za, or Club 939, Hawaii Porn Blog is first to break the roll out of a brand-spanking new hot nakedness strip club gentlemen’s club in Honolulu, Hawaii called Empire!
What does this have to do with Hawaii porn you ask? Word on the street is Hawaii’s premier porn website Hawaii Dreamgirls is somehow tied into the production? Could that mean special club events? Could that mean more pornstar featured in Hawaii stripclubs? Could that mean one helluva night out with the boys?!?! Only time will tell…
Empire Gentlemen’s Club
2334 S King St (old Club Buy Me location)
across from McCully Old Stadium Park.
7pm – 2am