So you’ve got that dick in the box costume lying around but don’t know where the best Halloween party is at? Then make your way over to Downtown on Saturday October 31st for the 2nd Annual Hallowbaloo Music and Arts Festival.
I made it down last year and it was a blast! There’s good food, girls, alcohol, live music, more girls, great costumes, and MORE half naked Hawaii girls! Make it down because honestly being there is better than lurking on Do Something Tonight. 
If the sign looks familiar then don’t worry you aren’t going crazy. Ecstasy Gentlemen’s Club on Kapiolani Blvd. has taken over Empire’s location. I just had to check it out so last night I dropped by. There was no cover charge and a chill “no-pressure” atmosphere. It might not be great for business but it really lets you relax without getting bombarded by ladies drink and private show requests from the D-squad.
Speaking of which, the girls are alright, 3 out of 5 in my opinion. Then again there were only 5 girls working. Bartender said they have 10 girls total and Friday and Saturday are the best nights.
It’s neat seeing the start of an club, its a blank canvas and the people who become “regulars” define what it is. If you and your boys are looking for a chill place to drink and see titties without all the hassle then this might be your place.
*sings* I luh da pussy, I luh da pussy, drinking up your booty sweat and bustin’ a nut!
She kinda looks like my ex-girlfriend, well except this Japanese schoolgirl is 10x prettier and 200% less of a slut-faced-hoe-bag-cum-dumpster-nut-sucker-mutha-fucker. Damn I’m clever!
I just stumbled across Idols69 and their vast collection of Japanese AV starlets like the one above. Their free tour is amazing, full of cute bubble gum Japanese girls just like a Waikiki tourist trolley. I was blown away by how well organized their site was and immediately began checking out their free video previews. Check out these photos and if you’re still hungry for more then check out their tour link below.
Note: If you don’t know booty sweat, educate yourself!
Island Girls has its fair share of cute Hawaii girls but Caitlyn takes the cake! Story goes she used to model for them but needed some cash came out of retirement for another lovely photoshoot.
I’m sure you’re wondering what happened to her previous photos and to be honest I have no idea. See Island Girls works as a magazine-type site where for a very small monthly subscription you receive a new model every week. Old sets just disappear into the wind which kinda suxs. Oh well its a small membership price and well worth it. 
So I still haven’t gotten over my breast obsession since the last posting and decided a video of big-tittie hoe Claudie-Marie getting banged out by an illegal immigrant would be a great follow up. Claudia-Marie’s country accent , rascal smile, and zany sense of humor makes this big titty Southern MILF unforgettable.
Her vid’s are all hillarious and if you want more go check out Claudia’s free tour with over 30-minutes of the funniest trailers you’ve ever seen.
BTW, did anyone catch the 10 o’clock news on KITV last night? I’m pretty sure Amber-Lynn was hiding those great boobs under a straight jacket…did someone tell her about Hawaii Porn Blog? 
Damn Amber-Lynn Hyden’s got some tig ol’ bitties! She could probably feed all the starving kids in Hawaii with the milk in those sweater puppies and still have enough cream for my morning coffee.
Amber was reading the teleprompter on last night’s 10pm KITV News and the minute her boobs face graced the screen I was hooked. Here boobs were never that big before were they? I swore if they were I would’ve paid much more attention to the weather. No wonder she replaced Ben Gutierrez, homeboy got double-teamed and didn’t stand a chance!
Normally I fancy myself a Moanikeala Nabarro kinda guy but her fast hips and hula-hands have a hard time standing up to the dirty D’s. For more about Amber-Lynn Hyden check out her profile at KITV.
Who’s your favorite weather girl and why?
