In celebration of the Women’s Triple Crown of Surfing, I just had to post these pics of a hot haole surfer from X-Art. This white girl is hella fine and really gives off that Beyond the Break look. Anyone even remember that TV show?
I’ve added a bunch of photos from this set and the guys at X-Art have even more stunningly beautiful wahine’s for you to enjoy. Shit if the surf contest was all naked chicks who looked like this, I would gladly sit in traffic for 3 hours just to visit Haleiwa!!!
My insatiable desire for Korean girls strikes again! Beti Hana is a sexy new K-girl pornstar who just started shooting within the past couple of months and has found her herself stuck between a cock and…well…another cock!
The crazy guys who brought you Dancing Bear have invaded Japan to bring you Kobe Surprise, a cross between Bang Bus and a Japanese game show. They’ve got a lot of weird games designed to get Japanese girls naked and sucking tiny cocks. Like REALLY tiny cocks. There’s a video on the tour where three girls suck off a little meat mushroom until it’s tiny testicles bust a nut. Trust me it’s a lot funnier than I made it sound so peep their tour and enjoy the free previews!
Awesome news peeps, the hit and run victim got in touch w/ me after I left the note on her car; Hawaii Porn Blog 1, cops 0!!! This plus the fact that its Friday puts me in the mood to celebrate and there’s no better place tonight than Downtown Honolulu’s First Friday Festival! No better place to watch cops in action: ticketing jaywalkers, checking parking meters, and strolling their fat asses along in those tricked out segways. Can anyone say Mall Cop?
I’ll use five-o to segway (clever huh) into a sweet Dancing Bear update. I wonder if cops moonlight as male strippers? Figure it would be easy because you’ve already got the costume and chicks dig handcuffs. Police also have a tendency to play big dick bitch with the public so slapping a happy bride-to-be with his meat baton should come naturally.
A crime took place on Monday night around 10pm. A driver, in an attempt to parallel park between two cars, rear ended one of them; I witnessed the whole thing unfold while walking home from work. Hit and runs can happen to anyone. It could have been my car. It could have been yours.
As the driver fled the scene I was able to grab the license plate, car make, and a quick photo from my Blackberry. I decided to call the Honolulu Police Department to report the incident figuring that if it were my car I’d hope someone would do the same for me.
The police operator said someone would be there in 10 minutes; I waited a half an hour, saw three cop cars in the area and tried to wave down two. I called the operator to see what the hell was going on and she said they couldn’t find me. I already told them where I was…don’t we even pay a 911 fee on cellphones to triangulate your location?
They told me it would be another 15 minutes, I told them I’ll wait for five. Five minutes came and went so I walked home. I finally got home around 11pm when my phone rings. It’s the police operator again asking if I still wanted to wait and fill out a police report.
I’ve realized that the Honolulu Police Department really doesn’t give a shit about the people who live here. To them we are just money trees they harvest whenever quota, economic hardship, or plain boredom sets in. Since when did it become the norm to not care? If it were a cop’s car that got hit, they would most likely use every investigational tool at their disposal, regardless of the financial burden it would put on the City & County of Honolulu.
My point is this: look out for each other Hawaii, accept responsibility for your mistakes, and even if HPD doesn’t care about you and yours, always remember that Hawaii Porn Blog has got your back.
NOTE: I went back today and left a note on the victim’s car letting him know what I saw and my contact info because I know that every one of you would do the same for me.
I heard good things about the party in Waikiki but Downtown Honolulu’s Hallowbaloo was crazy-insane packed and couldn’t have been better! There were beautiful women galore all wearing the skimpiest costumes and having an absolute blast! The crowd was friendly, festive, and here are some photos to prove it.
After Hallowbaloo I made it down to Oceans808 and everything after that was just a blur. I got my fill of sexy white girls and should be good until New Years Eve…know any good parties coming up?
So you’ve got that dick in the box costume lying around but don’t know where the best Halloween party is at? Then make your way over to Downtown on Saturday October 31st for the 2nd Annual Hallowbaloo Music and Arts Festival.
I made it down last year and it was a blast! There’s good food, girls, alcohol, live music, more girls, great costumes, and MORE half naked Hawaii girls! Make it down because honestly being there is better than lurking on Do Something Tonight.
Honestly there’s no better way to kill time and stress than to push a few reps out in the gym. It’s also a great place to go people watching! They’re are always at least 5 cuties walking on the treadmill in their $60 workout clothes who are only there to people watch too; we already have something in common!
24hr Fitness isn’t the cleanest of places to fuck but then again it’s probably cleaner than banging out on Ala Moana Beach Park at night…ah those were the days. Anyways, Cherokee and her personal trainer get sweaty and dirty on the gym floor, throwing in a few yoga poses here and there. Is that downard facing dog?
They should have a few photos of the dude doing bicep curls while she sucks him off or even while bench pressing, that’d be funny!
I really don’t care what other Mainland websites say. As I stated in my previous post, I’m pretty damn certain Lana Violet is from Hawaii and not just of Hawaiian/Filipino decent. There’s just something about local Filipino girls that you can “just tell” they grew up w/ the boys in Kalihi or Ewa/Kapolei, soon to be known as “New Kalihi.” Besides it wouldn’t be the first time a porn chick lied about where she was from. If it’s one thing we all know, chicks can lie!
Lana Violet gets laid out out like sod in this defacto-standard “pool boy” scene by Cum Fu. The plot is quick and dirty, but like a Playboy Magazine, no one gives a shit about the copy. Lana Violet shows her kamaaina cru charm as she takes the dick doggystyle, moaning and groaning like a Pinay girl can. Chee hoo!!