Where the fuck was I when this shit was going down?!? I mean it’s got to be a mainland thing because I’ve never had someone come up to me and be like, dude you missed out on the huge orgy party last night! Because if that did happen I’d punch him in the face for not calling me. Unless it was just dudes at the orgy, then I’d be glad he didn’t call me.
Real Slut Party is pretty much what you think it is; really slutty girls fucking people at a party. I remember a party once where there was a really slutty girl all up on me, that was pretty awesome. Until she got sick and ran to throw up in my friend’s bathroom…hey better to barf in the toilet than on my dick right!