The shitty midway point between work and the weekend goes by so much faster with some lubrication. For a little generosity, Hawaii girl Mika Tan is more than happy to lend a hand and rub out any issues you’re having.
Hawaii’s newest hipster porn girl Midori is getting closer to that wonderful hardcore scene I’ve been dreaming of!
After watching Shana play with herself, Midori couldn’t help but getting hot and horny. Eager to satisfy her own sexual desires, Midori borrows Shana’s vibrator but realizes it’s no comparison to her blue best friend. Midori brings her vibrator to the bathtub and begins to get herself wet in more way than one!
Wow the pillow talk coming out of this big Black stud’s mouth could work even Sarah Palin’s panties off, though from what I hear she’s already got a touch of the jungle fever. This little Asian girl’s pussy gets totally worked over and makes for one stellar video, courtesy of Me and My Asian. There’s even more goodies in their members area so don’t delay and click the banner below!
Danielle FTV has one of the prettiest pussies on the planet!
I can’t wait until FTV sends more beautiful big tit girls like Danielle back to the islands for another Hawaii porn shoot, hopefully they give me a heads up so I can lurk/lend support. Need someone to hold a light up? Need someone to hold the camera up? Need someone to hold a boob up? Then I’m you’re man!
White bitches know how to party! I’ve always wanted to go to a luau theme party to meet drunk chicks and potentially get laid but I’ve always been in a relationship when the opportunity presented itself. At least at Real Slut Party I can live vicariously through these peeps who trade chicks like Magic cards and spray mana all over their eager faces. Check out Angel Cakes, Abagelle Banks, and Whitney Taylor spread the aloha in the preview pics below!
There are some girls that you just wanna plow like a field of corn and turn into a bukakke receptical but Midori defiantly is not one of them. She’s the kinda girl you could take to the movies, have a great conversation with over frozen yogurt, and cuddle with on the couch before making sweet passionate love to with nothing but the sound of heavy breathing and tiny raindrops on the roof; what can I say I’m a romantic.
Ok enough of this mushy shit, show me them titties!!!
With the streets full of water, and after taking a million photos of clouds and raindrops on windows with every iPhone app possible, hipster couples have nothing else to photograph other than each other having awesome hardcore sex. Am I complaining? Well if this hipster girl had the body of Danny DeVito as the Penguin from Batman Returns shoved into a pair of leggings or skinny jeans I might have but as you can see by the preview photos below this hot hipster girl is super cute!
Man I wanna bang some hipster chicks, I gotta go find some little girl jeans and stand outside of Starbucks brooding over my mocha frappuchino about how crappy my life is. Need the time baby? Oh well let me bust out my iPhone 5, which is A FREAKIN’ COMPUTER IN MY HAND, and have it speak out the time to you in whatever language you prefer. Jeez does this existance suck.
Hawaiian pornstar Mahina Zaltana is on one of the newest and weirdest adult website, Milk Enema. Basically its an anal-lover’s fantasy website with chicks cleaning each other out so nothing but white cream flows out of their beautiful butts before getting big dicks shoved inside ‘em.