HAWAII PORN BLOG

Holy. Shit. Angelica Carrera can move that ass!!! I gotta go check how many Hawaiian miles I’ve got, California is looking like a GREAT place to visit!

Look what I’ve found under the mistletoe! Ms. Angelica Carrera is a Mexican/Puerto Rican/Hawaiian model who used to dance for the Golden State Warriors. Not like private stripper-dance for the Warriors you sick pervert, but one of those cheerleader chicks. Eh well maybe private stripper-dancer too, it is the 2000′s

I’ma go do my research on this Hawaiian cutie with the thick booty, you go peep these pics!

Visit Angelica Carrera’s web site for more photos and video!

Well not bitches plural, just the hotness of pantyhose MILF Roni who’s gotten into the Christmas spirit for these photos.

I’d love to shoot some of my Christmas spirit down her chimney any day!

Anyone else in the mood for ice cream? More Hawaiian MILF Roni!!!

Ya ok the title was lame, but I spent more time cutting up and adding video to my totally awesome trailer for Asian girl Naomi’s solo masturbation scene from Isle of Joy! I just picked up Sony Vegas Movie Studio cuz Adobe Premiere costs too much money and I’m not in the mood to get a lawsuit for Christmas; damn you overpriced software and your fancy lawyers!!!

Enjoy the vid and if you love my superb editing skills then do me a favor and check out Isle of Joy!

This sexy haole girl is like a skinny Scarlett Johansson! I love this glam photo set of Lilly from Errotica Archives, and even though it wasn’t shot in Hawaii, it’s still got that feel. So I will close my eyes, imagine hitting on Lilly at Yard House, and having her snub me because I can’t get her into the Volcom house. Honestly the only thing surf sluts know about surfing is how to wax a stick!

More beautiful artistic nudes at Errotica Archives!

This is that wild and crazy girl your momma warned you about, probably because she was one! Jamie is a tattooed Asian girl with a curvy body and sweet tits, ready to get wet on the beach. Other girls would be shy and reserved about baring all in public but Jamie whips out her mammary missiles faster than North Korea on a slow day. Too political? Ok I’ll get back to porn

Check out the photos and show Island Girls some love before they end up on KITV for indecent exposure!

See more of Jamie at Island Girls!

Happy Thanksgiving Day everyone! During this festive time, full of eating, drinking, and fighting, we tend to forget the little things like personal hygene. So everyone please remember to brush after every meal, bathe with copious amounts of bubble bath, and clean out your orifices with phallic-shaped objects; those of you luck enough to be flying this holiday season will be greeted by a TSA agent ready and willing to get those hard to reach places

This public health advisory has been brought to you by MofosNetwork!

This week’s update from Hawaii Dreamgirls has photos and video of Loona Luxx getting wet on an Oahu beach. Loona is a pretty dirty girl and she’s got some great hardcore scenes floating around the net. When these hardcore sex queens come to Hawaii for these glamor shoots you could almost see them as wifey material, raising your kids and growing old together blah blah blah. That is until you realize that the corny “this is us” video that someone creates for the wedding reception would be filled to the brim with her scenes from Bitches Like It Black: The All Anal Adventure.

Note to self: Do background check on any girl you plan to marry.

Largest Collection of nude models in paradise is at Hawaii Dreamgirls!

Shoutout to Amia Miley who just turned 20 today, best wishes to you and yours!

I was whoring around the next this weekend and stumbled upon this new site called Girls Do Porn. Their whole deal is about real amateur girls who are having their first shoot. Yea I know there are a bunch of sites that run along those lines but this is a site that I think actually has some first timers. I think it’s the look on their face as homeboy is about to bust a load on ‘em; its a look that says what the fuck am I doing here?!? I’m in love