There are some girls that you just wanna plow like a field of corn and turn into a bukakke receptical but Midori defiantly is not one of them. She’s the kinda girl you could take to the movies, have a great conversation with over frozen yogurt, and cuddle with on the couch before making sweet passionate love to with nothing but the sound of heavy breathing and tiny raindrops on the roof; what can I say I’m a romantic.
Ok enough of this mushy shit, show me them titties!!!
With the streets full of water, and after taking a million photos of clouds and raindrops on windows with every iPhone app possible, hipster couples have nothing else to photograph other than each other having awesome hardcore sex. Am I complaining? Well if this hipster girl had the body of Danny DeVito as the Penguin from Batman Returns shoved into a pair of leggings or skinny jeans I might have but as you can see by the preview photos below this hot hipster girl is super cute!
Man I wanna bang some hipster chicks, I gotta go find some little girl jeans and stand outside of Starbucks brooding over my mocha frappuchino about how crappy my life is. Need the time baby? Oh well let me bust out my iPhone 5, which is A FREAKIN’ COMPUTER IN MY HAND, and have it speak out the time to you in whatever language you prefer. Jeez does this existance suck.
Hawaiian pornstar Mahina Zaltana is on one of the newest and weirdest adult website, Milk Enema. Basically its an anal-lover’s fantasy website with chicks cleaning each other out so nothing but white cream flows out of their beautiful butts before getting big dicks shoved inside ‘em.
I’ve lived in apartments all of my life and have discovered that people are very strange and get even stranger when they thing no one’s watching. People love to have sex on balconies, with their windows open, etc. and all of this goes un-noticed by those who aren’t paying attention to the signs (and sounds) of sexual exploration!
These three girls from Isle of Joy get together for an afternoon lesbian threesome sex session, fueled by dildos, lube, and bottled water; I’m glad they recycle!!! (check out the last picture)
White bitches love tacky Hawaii-themed parties for everything from dorm room ragers to weekend backyard “luaus”, so the concept of a Hawaii-themed pool party orgy isn’t that far fetched. Check out what the boys at Mofos.com concocted to fulfill your sexual fantasies!
So I’ve been trying to get into Twitter and the first Hawaii pornstar I followed was Kayme Kai. She’s always tweeting away about pictures and personal opinions which makes for some pretty entertaining tweets. The great thing I’ve found about Twitter is all of those personal photos. I’m a fan of gritty amateur nudity and this is a social media technology after my own heart.
You can follow Kayme Kai @kaymekai, or you can watch her take dicks on her personal website KaymeKai.com!
Hotness returns to Island Girls!Carmen shows off her caramel complexion again for Island Girls, dressed in nothing but knickers & nylons. I’m still hoping for the day she decides to go all the way on Isle of Joy but for now that sweet smile, horizontal or “vertical”, will suffice