Congratulations to chiga and v35 for winning Hawaii Porn Blog’s first ever contest! Thank you to everyone who participated in this contest, I was really happy with the support ya’ll have shown.
If you didn’t win this time no worries cuz I’m planning another giveaway soon, probably some DVDs, so keep on a look out and tell you friends about HawaiiPornBlog.com!
Since I’m on Hawaiian time, our 939 Free Calendar Contest will end at the stroke of midnight (about 10 1/2 hrs from now) Send in those emails and if you have no clue what’s going on then check this post for details!
I just got back from Club 939’s Calendar release party and it was pretty dope! I’ve got a picture here of Ginger who has a twin sister and both of them can be seen dancing at Hawaii’s hottest gentlemen’s club. The sister’s name is Spice (Ginger, Spice, see the pattern?) I was a little disappointed because Spice just started stripping tonight and didn’t want to take off her bottom. After my boy bought her a ladie’s drink and got her all loose, she worked the stage, did a table dance across from us, and dropped her panties…don’t you just hate that shit? We literally bought those dudes pussy, wtf! If it’s any consolation, I saw Ginger’s pussy and it looked like a juicy white peach. Damn, girls from Maine are hot!!!
I’ve got two extra calendars and will give them away in Hawaii Porn Blog’s very first contest! Just shoot an email to hawaiian (at) hawaiipornblog (dot) com with the subject line “Club 939 Rules!”to enter. There will be two winners, one calendar each. Contest ends on December 23rd and I’ll announce the winner on December 25th. Hawaii Porn Blog has got your shipping covered so send in those emails asap and good luck to everyone!
P.S. Watch out for chicks hustling Patron drinks @ $40 a pop. I guess everyone hurts during a recession!
I heard there’s a party tonight at Club 939 for their annual calendar release party. Most likely standard cover charge but hey, at least you sorta get to take the girls home tonight!
If the sign looks familiar then don’t worry you aren’t going crazy. Ecstasy Gentlemen’s Club on Kapiolani Blvd. has taken over Empire’s location. I just had to check it out so last night I dropped by. There was no cover charge and a chill “no-pressure” atmosphere. It might not be great for business but it really lets you relax without getting bombarded by ladies drink and private show requests from the D-squad.
Speaking of which, the girls are alright, 3 out of 5 in my opinion. Then again there were only 5 girls working. Bartender said they have 10 girls total and Friday and Saturday are the best nights.
It’s neat seeing the start of an club, its a blank canvas and the people who become “regulars” define what it is. If you and your boys are looking for a chill place to drink and see titties without all the hassle then this might be your place.
I admit that I’ve witnessed a male strip review before. Once I forgot that Venus, now Seven Bar, had gay night on Saturday and not in the mood to pay for parking someplace else, went in w/ the gf. It was pretty interesting and the crowd “really got into it“, but I’ll elaborate on that more later. Besides, gay bars have the best alcohol!
Anyways I was lurking monitoring the internet when a buddy of mine told me about a crazy site he just saw called Dancing Bear. I thought it was some kinda youtube viral video with a furry but to my surprise it’s a porn site that films bachelorette parties and all the wild shit that goes on.
Now if you’ve ever been to a male strip review, you know that WOMEN ARE THE NASTIEST FREAKIEST CREATURES IN THE WORLD! I swear you throw a half naked man in front of estrogen-fueled females and they will grab every inch of that dude and bite his cock off! So when I saw the shit going on at Dancing BearI was not suprised, however very turned on! I just hope I never see my gf in any of those videos!!!!
Everyone in Hawaii has their favorite watering hole. I used to love Club Ai down in Waikiki because I had a few friends who worked there and basically loved checking out all the beautiful Asian hostesses. During that time I also checked out a hostess bar in the Hawaiian Monarch hotel but that place is gone now, replaced by Club Hush.
Nowadays I’d rather frequent local bars like Tsunami’s on King St. They got a lot of cute waitresses but if I’m ever in the mood for something a little more risque I can just walk over to Club 939. One of the important factors to creating a repeat customer is having a cute bar girl that you just can’t take your eyes off of.
So my question to you is, “who is your favorite Hawaii club girl?” Comment!
To end the rumors and speculations, Hawaii Porn Blog is here to confirm that Centerfolds on Keeaumoku is officially closed. There are a few speculations as to why the only 18+ stripclub in Hawaii has shut the doors but the fact remains that an institution has now come to an end.
I, like many other Oahu kids, was first turned on to Centerfolds at the ripe old age of 18. It was where I learned basic strip club etiquite, how to handle myself in adult situations, and the in’s and out’s of dating a stripper
Although the manager of Centerfolds has relocated to a “temporary” location on Kapiolani Blvd. next to Jazz Minds (the old Wild Horse location), it is merely a shadow of it’s former self…but I’ll elaborate on that later
I didn’t get penis pill spam in my email today, but I did get a flyer for the Roxy Jezel at Club 939 event! Here’s the details for those who don’t wanna download the images…and you people call yourself porn-lovers.
Adult Film Star Roxy Jezel
Club 939 May 6th & 7th
For info on booking booth & bottle service,
call Colorado at (808) 450-4440
For more event info call: (808) 952-9300
Hawaii’s Hottest Gentlemen’s Club 939 is bringing Asian pornstar Roxy Jezelto set the pole on fire this Wednesday and Thursday. Club 939 has been pretty badass about featuring the sexiest stars of the adult industry and Roxy Jezel is sure to put on an unforgettable performance so get there early!
Club 939
939 Keeaumoku St
Honolulu, HI 96814
May 6th & 7th
If you missed Empire Gentlemens Club’s opening night then you’ve got another chance to get in on the festivities that only come with a new Hawaii strip club!
Check my previous post for location details and check out Hawaii Porn Blog’s previous posts about Empire Gentlemens Club to get your sneak peak.
So the guys at Hawaii Dreamgirls saw my post and gave me some behind the scenes stuff from their latest shoot at Empire Gentlemen’s Club in Honolulu, HI.
I’m pretty sure I get bottle service now for promoting the newest stripclub on the island of Oahu. So when you come by and see a belligerent drunk crying histerically while being held in fetal position by a busty stripper, say hi to your favorite Hawaii Porn Blogger!
P.S. I was totally making up that pathetic scenario posted above. Honestly.
Just when you thought night out with the boys only meant Femme Nu, Rock Za, or Club 939, Hawaii Porn Blog is first to break the roll out of a brand-spanking new hot nakedness strip club gentlemen’s club in Honolulu, Hawaii called Empire!
What does this have to do with Hawaii porn you ask? Word on the street is Hawaii’s premier porn website Hawaii Dreamgirls is somehow tied into the production? Could that mean special club events? Could that mean more pornstar featured in Hawaii stripclubs? Could that mean one helluva night out with the boys?!?! Only time will tell…