Woohoo! Only one photographer was allowed to photograph Hawaii Pornstar Nautica Thorn on stage at Club 939.
Thanks go out to Otaku at AsianThumbs.org for hooking up these photos (I had to promise him a kidney). If you want to check out the rest of the set you’ll have to wait until Club 939′s magazine Risque comes out. I heard they’re trying to interview the owner of Hawaii Dreamgirlswhich would be awesome!
Nautica Thorn proves that the Hawaii porn scene is no joke and if you want some steamy hardcore bikini babes on the beaches of Hawaii then go check out Hawaii Dreamgirls now!
It’s official, Hawaii pornstar Nautia Thorn will be performing at Club 939 on May 8th, 2008. Go down check it out, and show some support for a local girl
Tonight is the monthly event known as First Friday. Lots of hot college girls in emo/indie clothing to hang out with so get your ass down to chinatown and have some fun!
If you decide to stay home tonight (or are not even in Hawaii), there are other ways you can chat up bar girls
So last night I went lurking around and caught these two cute Japanese girls walking around Don Quijote. Every local knows that if you’re in the mood for FOB chicks then look no further than the 24hr Don Quijote department store. Below is a great ass shot, made even more awesome when the flash when off and I totally got busted!
I think I need to brush up on my lurker techniques so I can reach Asian Teen Picture Club status Maybe I’ll learn Japanese so I can bust some nampa action and that ass!
Hot off the press, Nautica Thorn, one of the biggest pornstars Hawaii has ever produced will be signing autographs at Diamond Head Video on May 7. Diamond Head Video has the largest collection of porn and adult related products in the state of Hawaii so if you’re ever in the mood to buy a vid, grab some lube, or pick up a rubber vagina, go check it out.
Like every other person in the free world, Nautica Thorn even has a myspace profile and after you’re done with that you might want to watch her pretty pussy get fucked.
So here is my only photo from Honolulu Hawaii’s First Friday because I was too busy drinking to take photos correctly (obviously).
I started the night off at Mercury Bar just off of Bethel St. The bar was pretty packed so I told one of the chicks sitting there to grab the bartender’s attention for me. She gave me a smart ass quip about how the male bartender would probably be more interested in me but I played it off, saying that most girls can work their magic on anyone; she got no mana. I easily slid in and ordered a round for me and the boys. To make more small talk I asked how much should I tip and her drunk friend got close to me and said “I work at a bar and its usually a dollar a drink.” I dropped 5, turned around and the drunk girl then asks “aren’t you gonna tip me?”
My rule is simple; I only buy drinks for girls I’m either dating or fucking, no exceptions. I look at her, smile, then turn back to my friends; bros before hoes.
Next we hit up Bar 35 which already had a line. Luckily we had connections at the door. Turns out the girls from the bar followed us and were trying to get past the bouncers with our group. After grabbing drinks at the back bar we turned around and saw them directly across from us. 80s night this Wednesday ladies, maybe you’ll get drinking privileges then.
Next stop off was an all you can drink event at Xyloh in Ala Moana. Had it not been for the onslaught of alcohol I might have been turned off by the horrible guy/girl ratio as depicted above. After I was good and tipsy the had some kinda lap dance competition, here are some pics:
I was sitting in the lounge area when I noticed a couple making out across from me. I figured guy was gonna get lucky that night but suddenly she started gagging and threw up on the couch. Here are photos of the awesomeness
Panties.
Bartender
I would have made the photos bigger but server space is tight. If you wish to see bigger photos then you can either send me cash, sign up to see hot Hawaii girls, or chat with bar girls.
So tonight is the monthly celebration of art, alcohol, and the juxtaposition between homeless people and rich pseudo intellectual jackasses who thing graphic designers just make t shirts. This is becoming a big thing in Hawaii and all the shop girls come out of the woodwork in their ballet flats and leggings.
Earlier in the evening you see lots of OLs (office ladies) in their pumps and knee length skirts, usually drinking at Indigos. As the night drags on you get a lot of haole girls and some cute asian girls. So come down and have a drink, I’ll probably be at Bar35 trying to see how many girls fall for my “I know Andy Warhol, want me to introduce you” routine. YAAAHHH trick YAAAAHHH!!!
Stop by Hawaii’s hottest gentlemen’s club, 939 tonight and tomorrow night to see Vivid contract girl Monique Alexander light up the stage! 939 is the best looking strip club in Hawaii with some of the friendliest waitresses around so make some time, ditch the girlfriend, and share a beer with me at the club! Be sure to check out the youTube clip that Club 939 threw online.
Check out this video of cougar bikini shopping at Aloha Tower Marketplace as she flashes her panties and shows off her tits to the camera! Now that I am older I have learned to appreciate aged women…so experience, so cultured, so refined. That and they usually are more into working out and keeping fit, not like the usual liquored-up, fast-food eating, football team gang banging, bukake loving jailbait Hawaii girls that normally surround myself with.
HawaiiDreamgirls.com brings us classic Hawaii porn the likes of which we haven’t seen since watching scrambled porn late at night while your parents were asleep. These jewels are like time machines taking us back to a world where the internet was in its’ infancy, the only person you knew who had a cell phone was Zack Morris, and a gigabyte was someone with jacked up teeth.
