So I finally got around to uploading my photos from this Halloween! These are from the kickass block party in Downtown Honolulu and I bet this is gonna be where the party is at come New Years Eve and next Halloween.
Lotta great costumes out and the Hawaii girls did not disappoint, showing up as sexy rollergirls, disco bunnies, Brazilian dancers, police officers (she might have really been a cop) and basically anything that could be turned into a skimpy and sexy outfit.
Bo peep is adorable but obviously had odd taste in men…maybe they both just love sheep?
Isn’t Nikki’s Arcade a porn shop?!?! Strawberry Shortcake I love your style!!!
Another Bo Peep, this time with better company; Oktoberfest girl!
So all in all Halloween in Hawaii is a blast and the island girls looked awesome as ever. I hope they block off Nuuanu for New Years and have this block party styled event again because I’m so in!
I would have put this up sooner but Oceanic Time Warner likes to give me crappy modems that I have to keep returning to Sears. This past weekend I checked out Milk at Venus Nightclub and was very impressed!
Great thing about Milk is that it’s open until 4am and is a great place to keep your drink going (or sober up).
If you love young wannabe FOB girls then you have to check out Venus on a Friday night, tell em Hawaii Porn Blog sent ya
Woohoo! Only one photographer was allowed to photograph Hawaii Pornstar Nautica Thorn on stage at Club 939.
Thanks go out to Otaku at AsianThumbs.org for hooking up these photos (I had to promise him a kidney). If you want to check out the rest of the set you’ll have to wait until Club 939’s magazine Risque comes out. I heard they’re trying to interview the owner of Hawaii Dreamgirlswhich would be awesome!
Nautica Thorn proves that the Hawaii porn scene is no joke and if you want some steamy hardcore bikini babes on the beaches of Hawaii then go check out Hawaii Dreamgirls now!
It’s official, Hawaii pornstar Nautia Thorn will be performing at Club 939 on May 8th, 2008. Go down check it out, and show some support for a local girl
Tonight is the monthly event known as First Friday. Lots of hot college girls in emo/indie clothing to hang out with so get your ass down to chinatown and have some fun!
If you decide to stay home tonight (or are not even in Hawaii), there are other ways you can chat up bar girls
So last night I went lurking around and caught these two cute Japanese girls walking around Don Quijote. Every local knows that if you’re in the mood for FOB chicks then look no further than the 24hr Don Quijote department store. Below is a great ass shot, made even more awesome when the flash when off and I totally got busted!
I think I need to brush up on my lurker techniques so I can reach Asian Teen Picture Club status Maybe I’ll learn Japanese so I can bust some nampa action and that ass!
Hot off the press, Nautica Thorn, one of the biggest pornstars Hawaii has ever produced will be signing autographs at Diamond Head Video on May 7. Diamond Head Video has the largest collection of porn and adult related products in the state of Hawaii so if you’re ever in the mood to buy a vid, grab some lube, or pick up a rubber vagina, go check it out.
Like every other person in the free world, Nautica Thorn even has a myspace profile and after you’re done with that you might want to watch her pretty pussy get fucked.
So here is my only photo from Honolulu Hawaii’s First Friday because I was too busy drinking to take photos correctly (obviously).
I started the night off at Mercury Bar just off of Bethel St. The bar was pretty packed so I told one of the chicks sitting there to grab the bartender’s attention for me. She gave me a smart ass quip about how the male bartender would probably be more interested in me but I played it off, saying that most girls can work their magic on anyone; she got no mana. I easily slid in and ordered a round for me and the boys. To make more small talk I asked how much should I tip and her drunk friend got close to me and said “I work at a bar and its usually a dollar a drink.” I dropped 5, turned around and the drunk girl then asks “aren’t you gonna tip me?”
My rule is simple; I only buy drinks for girls I’m either dating or fucking, no exceptions. I look at her, smile, then turn back to my friends; bros before hoes.
Next we hit up Bar 35 which already had a line. Luckily we had connections at the door. Turns out the girls from the bar followed us and were trying to get past the bouncers with our group. After grabbing drinks at the back bar we turned around and saw them directly across from us. 80s night this Wednesday ladies, maybe you’ll get drinking privileges then.
Next stop off was an all you can drink event at Xyloh in Ala Moana. Had it not been for the onslaught of alcohol I might have been turned off by the horrible guy/girl ratio as depicted above. After I was good and tipsy the had some kinda lap dance competition, here are some pics:
I was sitting in the lounge area when I noticed a couple making out across from me. I figured guy was gonna get lucky that night but suddenly she started gagging and threw up on the couch. Here are photos of the awesomeness
Panties.
Bartender
I would have made the photos bigger but server space is tight. If you wish to see bigger photos then you can either send me cash, sign up to see hot Hawaii girls, or chat with bar girls.
So tonight is the monthly celebration of art, alcohol, and the juxtaposition between homeless people and rich pseudo intellectual jackasses who thing graphic designers just make t shirts. This is becoming a big thing in Hawaii and all the shop girls come out of the woodwork in their ballet flats and leggings.
Earlier in the evening you see lots of OLs (office ladies) in their pumps and knee length skirts, usually drinking at Indigos. As the night drags on you get a lot of haole girls and some cute asian girls. So come down and have a drink, I’ll probably be at Bar35 trying to see how many girls fall for my “I know Andy Warhol, want me to introduce you” routine. YAAAHHH trick YAAAAHHH!!!
Stop by Hawaii’s hottest gentlemen’s club, 939 tonight and tomorrow night to see Vivid contract girl Monique Alexander light up the stage! 939 is the best looking strip club in Hawaii with some of the friendliest waitresses around so make some time, ditch the girlfriend, and share a beer with me at the club! Be sure to check out the youTube clip that Club 939 threw online.
Check out this video of cougar bikini shopping at Aloha Tower Marketplace as she flashes her panties and shows off her tits to the camera! Now that I am older I have learned to appreciate aged women…so experience, so cultured, so refined. That and they usually are more into working out and keeping fit, not like the usual liquored-up, fast-food eating, football team gang banging, bukake loving jailbait Hawaii girls that normally surround myself with.
HawaiiDreamgirls.com brings us classic Hawaii porn the likes of which we haven’t seen since watching scrambled porn late at night while your parents were asleep. These jewels are like time machines taking us back to a world where the internet was in its’ infancy, the only person you knew who had a cell phone was Zack Morris, and a gigabyte was someone with jacked up teeth.
Never try to engage in “small talk” with a waitress at a bar, it always ends the same; her walking away and you all sad panda.
Dude next to me in Mai Tai Bar in Ala Moana tried to strike up a conversation with a salty looking waitress. He asked why she didn’t look happy. She responded with some bullshit about how she must have forgotten to take her meds.
He then tried to make up for what he thought came off as an insult by complimenting her back tattoo and then asking what it meant. What does it mean? If you don’t mind me asking… Begging for permission is like saying “I suck and have no self worth.” Her response went something like this: It’s my astrological sign blah blah blah complicated meaning blah blah blah. Basically she was telling him, “It means something to me but you don’t thus you don’t deserve an explaination.”
After that, she left w/ her salty face and he left with the bill for her time.
Point is the only things you should ask a waitress for is your order and the bill. If you want her to be interested in you, try to be more interesting. And if you are the dude I was sitting next to, click here and enjoy.
If you know anything about Honolulu, you’ll know that we have a bunch of drinkie-drinkie bars and AMPs (Asian Massage Parlor) around Keeaumoku. AMPs are a great place to bang one out for less stress than a girlfriend and a whole lot cheaper, allowing you to sample girls from around the globe. I’m talking Chinese girls, Japanese girls, Korean girls, Filipino girls, Hawaiian girls, haole girls, all waiting for someone to come in and fuck their brains out! For those of you not accustomed to AMPs, check out Asian Sex Trip and you can have a taste of what the scene is like!
