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The last of DUI Wednesday Photos :(

I’m pretty bummed to see HPD stopped posting alleged OVUII offenders. Lotta people looked forward to Wednesday so they can bask in a little schadenfreude before returning to their boring jobs. Personally I don’t see the problem with posting these photos, I’m sure it made a bunch of people think twice about drinking and driving in hopes to spare themselves the humiliation come Wednesday. Well except for that one jackass who got on the list two weeks in a row, wtf is up with that?

Remember these people are guilty until proven innocent and if your mugshot is on here and you’d like me to take it down, please shoot an email to hawaiian [at] hawaiipornblog [dot] com along with a signed 8×10 portrait and I will take it down asap :)

BTW St. Patrick’s Day celebration this Wednesday. Drink up, stay safe, and take pics of all the Trashed GFs running around downtown!

Posted on March 16th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 1 Comment »

Hoochies, Hotties and Coaches…oh my, DUI!!!

The party didn’t stop for this week’s alleged OVUII offenders! Remember, these people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law :)

Girl number one is HELLA HOT…in her mugshot. If you don’t already know, Honolulu Police Department releases names along with the photo and I’m pretty sure her OPEN Facebook profile got a million hits (I kept hitting refresh). It’s weird though cuz shes the second girl I’ve seen that looks better drunk…do you think it’s reverse beer goggles? Maybe a beer force field?

The crazy looking dude in the middle of my awesome collage is “Skippa” Diaz, former football coach for Farrington High School. I dunno what he was teaching those kids but as long has he taught them how to make sexy mugshot poses like that I think he did his job well. :)

Want More Fine Faded Girls? Check Out Trashed GFs!

Posted on February 25th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 1 Comment »

DUI Wednesday: A little late but I blame it on the alcohol…

So this is coming out two days behind schedule, my bad I was pretty swamped with work (yes I have a day job) and slightly hung over from cigar night with the boys. Great thing about “man night” is that we all get to relax, enjoy some drinks, talk some shit, and not have to worry about DUI’s cuz it never gets that nuts. Maybe the peeps on this photo collage should take a tip and drink closer to home? figure you save a lot of cash without paying for Waikiki parking, club cover charge, and that outrageous bar tabs ($8 for vodka/Red Bull wtf?!?)

Oh I almost forgot the $500 bail, $300-$2k lawyer fees, higher insurance rates, and the bullshit of having that little incident on your record for the rest of your life. I’ll take passing out in my house over waking up in the drunk tank any day!!!

BUT, if you like ‘em drunk & sloppy, go check out My Trashed GF ;)

Posted on February 18th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | No Comments »

More Drunk Bitches!!! (I Mean That In The Nicest Way Possible)

Another Wednesday, another round of alleged OVUII offenders! Remember, these people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law :)

The first girl is a real cutie and the second chick looks like one helluva drinking partner; shots bitches!!! I threw in the dude just because he looked like a cross between Bulaia and Jack Johnson. I put tags on all of the images with my personal opinions so feel free to rollover the mugshots.

If you see your picture on there and want it removed just shoot me an email, hawaiian [at] hawaiipornblog [dot] com and I’ll be more than happy to take it down…but tell your friends about Hawaii Porn Blog!

Posted on February 10th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 2 Comments »

I Love Wednesday: Honolulu Police Department DUI List!!!

The Honolulu Police Department’s list of alleged OVUII offenders comes out every Wednesday and I’m not ashamed to say that it has become my newest guilty pleasure. They got some pretty cute girls getting arrested on drunk driving charges and Its pretty crazy when you see someone you know on it (3 so far).

Remember, these people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law!

I put up the cutest girls and the funniest guy pictures for you to check out. I think I’m gonna make this a regular thing now! I put little comments on the photos so mouse over each of them to check it out. If you see your picture on there and want it removed just shoot me an email, hawaiian [at] hawaiipornblog [dot] com and I’ll be more than happy to take it down…but don’t forget to tell your friends about us!

Now if you wanna see more hot chick all ripped then I suggest Trashed Girlfriends, they’ve got a lot of great photos with chicks getting hammered and nailed!

Posted on February 3rd, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 2 Comments »

Honolulu Police Department doesn’t care about you.

A crime took place on Monday night around 10pm. A driver, in an attempt to parallel park between two cars, rear ended one of them; I witnessed the whole thing unfold while walking home from work. Hit and runs can happen to anyone. It could have been my car. It could have been yours.

As the driver fled the scene I was able to grab the license plate, car make, and a quick photo from my Blackberry. I decided to call the Honolulu Police Department to report the incident figuring that if it were my car I’d hope someone would do the same for me.

The police operator said someone would be there in 10 minutes; I waited a half an hour, saw three cop cars in the area and tried to wave down two. I called the operator to see what the hell was going on and she said they couldn’t find me. I already told them where I was…don’t we even pay a 911 fee on cellphones to triangulate your location?

They told me it would be another 15 minutes, I told them I’ll wait for five. Five minutes came and went so I walked home. I finally got home around 11pm when my phone rings. It’s the police operator again asking if I still wanted to wait and fill out a police report.

I’ve realized that the Honolulu Police Department really doesn’t give a shit about the people who live here. To them we are just money trees they harvest whenever quota, economic hardship, or plain boredom sets in. Since when did it become the norm to not care? If it were a cop’s car that got hit, they would most likely use every investigational tool at their disposal, regardless of the financial burden it would put on the City & County of Honolulu.

My point is this: look out for each other Hawaii, accept responsibility for your mistakes, and even if HPD doesn’t care about you and yours, always remember that Hawaii Porn Blog has got your back. :)

 

NOTE: I went back today and left a note on the victim’s car letting him know what I saw and my contact info because I know that every one of you would do the same for me.

Posted on November 4th, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 3 Comments »

[no porn] Halloween was FUUNNN!!!

I heard good things about the party in Waikiki but Downtown Honolulu’s Hallowbaloo was crazy-insane packed and couldn’t have been better! There were beautiful women galore all wearing the skimpiest costumes and having an absolute blast! The crowd was friendly, festive, and here are some photos to prove it.

After Hallowbaloo I made it down to Oceans808 and everything after that was just a blur. I got my fill of sexy white girls and should be good until New Years Eve…know any good parties coming up? :D

Click here for pictures from the 2008 Hallowbaloo

Posted on November 1st, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | No Comments »

Downtown is the place to be for Halloween!

So you’ve got that dick in the box costume lying around but don’t know where the best Halloween party is at? Then make your way over to Downtown on Saturday October 31st for the 2nd Annual Hallowbaloo Music and Arts Festival.

I made it down last year and it was a blast! There’s good food, girls, alcohol, live music, more girls, great costumes, and MORE half naked Hawaii girls! Make it down because honestly being there is better than lurking on Do Something Tonight. ;)

For more info visit the Hallowbaloo Official Website

Posted on October 30th, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | No Comments »

Who’s your favorite Hawaii club girl?

Everyone in Hawaii has their favorite watering hole. I used to love Club Ai down in Waikiki because I had a few friends who worked there and basically loved checking out all the beautiful Asian hostesses. During that time I also checked out a hostess bar in the Hawaiian Monarch hotel but that place is gone now, replaced by Club Hush.

Nowadays I’d rather frequent local bars like Tsunami’s on King St. They got a lot of cute waitresses but if I’m ever in the mood for something a little more risque I can just walk over to Club 939. One of the important factors to creating a repeat customer is having a cute bar girl that you just can’t take your eyes off of.

So my question to you is, “who is your favorite Hawaii club girl?” Comment!

Posted on August 24th, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife, strip clubs | No Comments »

Empire Gentlemen’s Club

EMPIRE GENTLEMEN’S CLUB OFFICIAL OPENING TONIGHT!!!

2334 S King St (old Club Buy Me location)

across from McCully Old Stadium Park. Lots of street parking.

Posted on April 10th, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife, strip clubs | 3 Comments »

More photos of Empire Gentlemen’s Club

So the guys at Hawaii Dreamgirls saw my post and gave me some behind the scenes stuff from their latest shoot at Empire Gentlemen’s Club in Honolulu, HI.

I’m pretty sure I get bottle service now for promoting the newest stripclub on the island of Oahu. So when you come by and see a belligerent drunk crying histerically while being held in fetal position by a busty stripper, say hi to your favorite Hawaii Porn Blogger!

P.S. I was totally making up that pathetic scenario posted above. Honestly.

Posted on March 31st, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife, strip clubs | No Comments »

Empire Gentleman’s Club opens in Hawaii

Just when you thought night out with the boys only meant Femme Nu, Rock Za, or Club 939, Hawaii Porn Blog is first to break the roll out of a brand-spanking new hot nakedness strip club gentlemen’s club in Honolulu, Hawaii called Empire!

What does this have to do with Hawaii porn you ask? Word on the street is Hawaii’s premier porn website Hawaii Dreamgirls is somehow tied into the production? Could that mean special club events? Could that mean more pornstar featured in Hawaii stripclubs? Could that mean one helluva night out with the boys?!?! Only time will tell… :D

Empire Gentlemen’s Club

2334 S King St (old Club Buy Me location)

across from McCully Old Stadium Park.

7pm - 2am

Posted on March 29th, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife, strip clubs | 1 Comment »

[NO PORN] Sheleen Dee’s Birthday Party: I told you!!!

Wasn’t Sheleen Dee’s birthday party just packed full of chicks?!?! This Hawaii porn blogger was pretty damn suprised at the crowd’s size and quality (I should have made business cards). I’m pretty sure that it had something to do with the half naked Hawaii girls prancing around stage for a lingerie fashion show. How you ask? Figure this, hot girls have hot friends. If hot girl “A” gets to shake her tail-feather and receive the admiration of a room full of good looking dudes, then of course all her best girl friends would show up and secretly wish she falls on her face in front of everyone show their support. :)

Click Here for even MORE Sheleen Dee!

Posted on February 24th, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife, hot models | 1 Comment »

[NO PORN] Sheleen Dee B-Day Bash this Friday

Hawaii’s hottest gogo-dancer Sheleen Dee is having a birthday bonanza this Friday at Level 4 Nightclub in Honolulu, HI.  Sheleen’s birthday parties have always been full of sexy Asian girls, Caucasian girls, and local girls hoping to steal the spotlight away from the darling diva. They often come up short, forcing them to drink their sorrows away while every guy’s attention is fixated on Sheleen Dee’s curvaceous body. This often leave the girls drunk, horny, and eager to soothe their bruised egos; perfect time to swoop in and charm their panties off! :D

For those who don’t know about this beauty who sets Hawaii’s gogo stage ablaze then check out Sheleen Dee’s photos!

Posted on February 16th, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 1 Comment »

Photos of Francine Dee at Club 939

Asian supermodel and import scene queen Francine Dee has graced Hawaii with her presence on many occasions! She absolutely adores Hawaii and other than your haterade girlfriend, we love her too! Francine has just put out photos from her recent trip to Club 939 where she lit the stage on fire as a feature performer.  Not afraid to get close to her fans there are a lot of familiar faces in the crowd…hope the gf doesn’t see you in any of these!!! :D

Posted on December 11th, 2008 | Category: Hawaii nightlife, hot models, strip clubs | No Comments »

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