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Lani Lane Partying at Ginza!

The stars do come out at Ginza! I was lurking around Racesauce.com and stumbled across some photos of hardcore pornstar Lani Lane chilling with her friends at Ginza Nightclub. Racesauce throws some pretty badass parties so if you haven’t done so you should check them out at Ginza, Ka, or Tsunami. Need more info? Just go check out their website 😛

More interested in seeing Lani Lane taking dicks like a champ? Well then you need to check out Brazzers! 😀

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Posted on December 20th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife, Hawaiian pornstars | No Comments »

Christine Mendoza Strips at 939, Stock Market Crashes. Coincidence?

My bet is no because I cant think of a better place to put my money than between the massive malasadas Christine Mendoza carries around on her chest.  I’m heading down to the bank right now to close my account and changing it in for singles so I can throw em at those yummy titties tonight! How far long so you think $35.50 will last me?

Christine Mendoza be swinging around the pole at Club 939 tonight so get there early to avoid a line.  Supposedly it’s a non-pasties show and I couldn’t be happier because I hate donuts. Unless they’re Crispy Cremes, damn I love Crispy Cremes. Shit imagine Christine Mendoza wearing nothing but Crispy Cremes! If you’re not uber creative like myself then here are some pictures for visual stimulation. Cya’ll at the stage and be sure to tip good so I can stand behind ya! 😉

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Christine Mendoza Official Website, Check It!

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Posted on May 6th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 9 Comments »

The last of DUI Wednesday Photos :(

I’m pretty bummed to see HPD stopped posting alleged OVUII offenders. Lotta people looked forward to Wednesday so they can bask in a little schadenfreude before returning to their boring jobs. Personally I don’t see the problem with posting these photos, I’m sure it made a bunch of people think twice about drinking and driving in hopes to spare themselves the humiliation come Wednesday. Well except for that one jackass who got on the list two weeks in a row, wtf is up with that?

Remember these people are guilty until proven innocent and if your mugshot is on here and you’d like me to take it down, please shoot an email to hawaiian [at] hawaiipornblog [dot] com along with a signed 8×10 portrait and I will take it down asap :)

BTW St. Patrick’s Day celebration this Wednesday. Drink up, stay safe, and take pics of all the Trashed GFs running around downtown!

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Posted on March 16th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 1 Comment »

Hoochies, Hotties and Coaches…oh my, DUI!!!

The party didn’t stop for this week’s alleged OVUII offenders! Remember, these people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law :)

Girl number one is HELLA HOT…in her mugshot. If you don’t already know, Honolulu Police Department releases names along with the photo and I’m pretty sure her OPEN Facebook profile got a million hits (I kept hitting refresh). It’s weird though cuz shes the second girl I’ve seen that looks better drunk…do you think it’s reverse beer goggles? Maybe a beer force field?

The crazy looking dude in the middle of my awesome collage is “Skippa” Diaz, former football coach for Farrington High School. I dunno what he was teaching those kids but as long has he taught them how to make sexy mugshot poses like that I think he did his job well. :)

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Posted on February 25th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 1 Comment »

DUI Wednesday: A little late but I blame it on the alcohol…

So this is coming out two days behind schedule, my bad I was pretty swamped with work (yes I have a day job) and slightly hung over from cigar night with the boys. Great thing about “man night” is that we all get to relax, enjoy some drinks, talk some shit, and not have to worry about DUI’s cuz it never gets that nuts. Maybe the peeps on this photo collage should take a tip and drink closer to home? figure you save a lot of cash without paying for Waikiki parking, club cover charge, and that outrageous bar tabs ($8 for vodka/Red Bull wtf?!?)

Oh I almost forgot the $500 bail, $300-$2k lawyer fees, higher insurance rates, and the bullshit of having that little incident on your record for the rest of your life. I’ll take passing out in my house over waking up in the drunk tank any day!!!

BUT, if you like ’em drunk & sloppy, go check out My Trashed GF 😉

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Posted on February 18th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | No Comments »

More Drunk Bitches!!! (I Mean That In The Nicest Way Possible)

Another Wednesday, another round of alleged OVUII offenders! Remember, these people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law :)

The first girl is a real cutie and the second chick looks like one helluva drinking partner; shots bitches!!! I threw in the dude just because he looked like a cross between Bulaia and Jack Johnson. I put tags on all of the images with my personal opinions so feel free to rollover the mugshots.

If you see your picture on there and want it removed just shoot me an email, hawaiian [at] hawaiipornblog [dot] com and I’ll be more than happy to take it down…but tell your friends about Hawaii Porn Blog!

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Posted on February 10th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 2 Comments »

I Love Wednesday: Honolulu Police Department DUI List!!!

The Honolulu Police Department’s list of alleged OVUII offenders comes out every Wednesday and I’m not ashamed to say that it has become my newest guilty pleasure. They got some pretty cute girls getting arrested on drunk driving charges and Its pretty crazy when you see someone you know on it (3 so far).

Remember, these people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law!

I put up the cutest girls and the funniest guy pictures for you to check out. I think I’m gonna make this a regular thing now! I put little comments on the photos so mouse over each of them to check it out. If you see your picture on there and want it removed just shoot me an email, hawaiian [at] hawaiipornblog [dot] com and I’ll be more than happy to take it down…but don’t forget to tell your friends about us!

Now if you wanna see more hot chick all ripped then I suggest Trashed Girlfriends, they’ve got a lot of great photos with chicks getting hammered and nailed!

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Posted on February 3rd, 2010 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 2 Comments »

Honolulu Police Department doesn’t care about you.

A crime took place on Monday night around 10pm. A driver, in an attempt to parallel park between two cars, rear ended one of them; I witnessed the whole thing unfold while walking home from work. Hit and runs can happen to anyone. It could have been my car. It could have been yours.

As the driver fled the scene I was able to grab the license plate, car make, and a quick photo from my Blackberry. I decided to call the Honolulu Police Department to report the incident figuring that if it were my car I’d hope someone would do the same for me.

The police operator said someone would be there in 10 minutes; I waited a half an hour, saw three cop cars in the area and tried to wave down two. I called the operator to see what the hell was going on and she said they couldn’t find me. I already told them where I was…don’t we even pay a 911 fee on cellphones to triangulate your location?

They told me it would be another 15 minutes, I told them I’ll wait for five. Five minutes came and went so I walked home. I finally got home around 11pm when my phone rings. It’s the police operator again asking if I still wanted to wait and fill out a police report.

I’ve realized that the Honolulu Police Department really doesn’t give a shit about the people who live here. To them we are just money trees they harvest whenever quota, economic hardship, or plain boredom sets in. Since when did it become the norm to not care? If it were a cop’s car that got hit, they would most likely use every investigational tool at their disposal, regardless of the financial burden it would put on the City & County of Honolulu.

My point is this: look out for each other Hawaii, accept responsibility for your mistakes, and even if HPD doesn’t care about you and yours, always remember that Hawaii Porn Blog has got your back. :)

 

NOTE: I went back today and left a note on the victim’s car letting him know what I saw and my contact info because I know that every one of you would do the same for me.

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Posted on November 4th, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | 3 Comments »

[no porn] Halloween was FUUNNN!!!

I heard good things about the party in Waikiki but Downtown Honolulu’s Hallowbaloo was crazy-insane packed and couldn’t have been better! There were beautiful women galore all wearing the skimpiest costumes and having an absolute blast! The crowd was friendly, festive, and here are some photos to prove it.

After Hallowbaloo I made it down to Oceans808 and everything after that was just a blur. I got my fill of sexy white girls and should be good until New Years Eve…know any good parties coming up? 😀

Click here for pictures from the 2008 Hallowbaloo

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Posted on November 1st, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | No Comments »

Downtown is the place to be for Halloween!

So you’ve got that dick in the box costume lying around but don’t know where the best Halloween party is at? Then make your way over to Downtown on Saturday October 31st for the 2nd Annual Hallowbaloo Music and Arts Festival.

I made it down last year and it was a blast! There’s good food, girls, alcohol, live music, more girls, great costumes, and MORE half naked Hawaii girls! Make it down because honestly being there is better than lurking on Do Something Tonight. 😉

For more info visit the Hallowbaloo Official Website

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Posted on October 30th, 2009 | Category: Hawaii nightlife | No Comments »

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