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EMPIRE GENTLEMEN’S CLUB OFFICIAL OPENING TONIGHT!!!

2334 S King St (old Club Buy Me location)

across from McCully Old Stadium Park. Lots of street parking.

So the guys at Hawaii Dreamgirls saw my post and gave me some behind the scenes stuff from their latest shoot at Empire Gentlemen’s Club in Honolulu, HI.

I’m pretty sure I get bottle service now for promoting the newest stripclub on the island of Oahu. So when you come by and see a belligerent drunk crying histerically while being held in fetal position by a busty stripper, say hi to your favorite Hawaii Porn Blogger!

P.S. I was totally making up that pathetic scenario posted above. Honestly.

Just when you thought night out with the boys only meant Femme Nu, Rock Za, or Club 939, Hawaii Porn Blog is first to break the roll out of a brand-spanking new hot nakedness strip club gentlemen’s club in Honolulu, Hawaii called Empire!

What does this have to do with Hawaii porn you ask? Word on the street is Hawaii’s premier porn website Hawaii Dreamgirls is somehow tied into the production? Could that mean special club events? Could that mean more pornstar featured in Hawaii stripclubs? Could that mean one helluva night out with the boys?!?! Only time will tell…

Empire Gentlemen’s Club

2334 S King St (old Club Buy Me location)

across from McCully Old Stadium Park.

7pm - 2am

Wasn’t Sheleen Dee’s birthday party just packed full of chicks?!?! This Hawaii porn blogger was pretty damn suprised at the crowd’s size and quality (I should have made business cards). I’m pretty sure that it had something to do with the half naked Hawaii girls prancing around stage for a lingerie fashion show. How you ask? Figure this, hot girls have hot friends. If hot girl “A” gets to shake her tail-feather and receive the admiration of a room full of good looking dudes, then of course all her best girl friends would show up and secretly wish she falls on her face in front of everyone show their support.

Click Here for even MORE Sheleen Dee!

Hawaii’s hottest gogo-dancer Sheleen Dee is having a birthday bonanza this Friday at Level 4 Nightclub in Honolulu, HI.  Sheleen’s birthday parties have always been full of sexy Asian girls, Caucasian girls, and local girls hoping to steal the spotlight away from the darling diva. They often come up short, forcing them to drink their sorrows away while every guy’s attention is fixated on Sheleen Dee’s curvaceous body. This often leave the girls drunk, horny, and eager to soothe their bruised egos; perfect time to swoop in and charm their panties off!

For those who don’t know about this beauty who sets Hawaii’s gogo stage ablaze then check out Sheleen Dee’s photos!

Asian supermodel and import scene queen Francine Dee has graced Hawaii with her presence on many occasions! She absolutely adores Hawaii and other than your haterade girlfriend, we love her too! Francine has just put out photos from her recent trip to Club 939 where she lit the stage on fire as a feature performer.  Not afraid to get close to her fans there are a lot of familiar faces in the crowd…hope the gf doesn’t see you in any of these!!!

So I finally got around to uploading my photos from this Halloween! These are from the kickass block party in Downtown Honolulu and I bet this is gonna be where the party is at come New Years Eve and next Halloween.

Lotta great costumes out and the Hawaii girls did not disappoint, showing up as sexy rollergirls, disco bunnies, Brazilian dancers, police officers (she might have really been a cop) and basically anything that could be turned into a skimpy and sexy outfit.

Bo peep is adorable but obviously had odd taste in men…maybe they both just love sheep?

Isn’t Nikki’s Arcade a porn shop?!?! Strawberry Shortcake I love your style!!!

Another Bo Peep, this time with better company; Oktoberfest girl!

So all in all Halloween in Hawaii is a blast and the island girls looked awesome as ever. I hope they block off Nuuanu for New Years and have this block party styled event again because I’m so in!

I would have put this up sooner but Oceanic Time Warner likes to give me crappy modems that I have to keep returning to Sears. This past weekend I checked out Milk at Venus Nightclub and was very impressed!

Great thing about Milk is that it’s open until 4am and is a great place to keep your drink going (or sober up).

If you love young wannabe FOB girls then you have to check out Venus on a Friday night, tell em Hawaii Porn Blog sent ya

Hawaii’s hottest gentlemen’s club 939 posted on their website that world famous Asian pornstar Tia Tanaka will be appearing on August 27, 28 & 31st.

Now that she’s a legal 21-year-old its time to hit the pole and shake that ass for her Hawaii fans!

Woohoo! Only one photographer was allowed to photograph Hawaii Pornstar Nautica Thorn on stage at Club 939.

Thanks go out to Otaku at AsianThumbs.org for hooking up these photos (I had to promise him a kidney). If you want to check out the rest of the set you’ll have to wait until Club 939’s magazine Risque comes out. I heard they’re trying to interview the owner of Hawaii Dreamgirls which would be awesome!

Nautica Thorn proves that the Hawaii porn scene is no joke and if you want some steamy hardcore bikini babes on the beaches of Hawaii then go check out Hawaii Dreamgirls now!

It’s official, Hawaii pornstar Nautia Thorn will be performing at Club 939 on May 8th, 2008. Go down check it out, and show some support for a local girl

Tonight is the monthly event known as First Friday. Lots of hot college girls in emo/indie clothing to hang out with so get your ass down to chinatown and have some fun!

If you decide to stay home tonight (or are not even in Hawaii), there are other ways you can chat up bar girls

So last night I went lurking around and caught these two cute Japanese girls walking around Don Quijote. Every local knows that if you’re in the mood for FOB chicks then look no further than the 24hr Don Quijote department store. Below is a great ass shot, made even more awesome when the flash when off and I totally got busted!

I think I need to brush up on my lurker techniques so I can reach Asian Teen Picture Club status Maybe I’ll learn Japanese so I can bust some nampa action and that ass!

Hot off the press, Nautica Thorn, one of the biggest pornstars Hawaii has ever produced will be signing autographs at Diamond Head Video on May 7. Diamond Head Video has the largest collection of porn and adult related products in the state of Hawaii so if you’re ever in the mood to buy a vid, grab some lube, or pick up a rubber vagina, go check it out.

Like every other person in the free world, Nautica Thorn even has a myspace profile and after you’re done with that you might want to watch her pretty pussy get fucked.

So here is my only photo from Honolulu Hawaii’s First Friday because I was too busy drinking to take photos correctly (obviously).

I started the night off at Mercury Bar just off of Bethel St. The bar was pretty packed so I told one of the chicks sitting there to grab the bartender’s attention for me. She gave me a smart ass quip about how the male bartender would probably be more interested in me but I played it off, saying that most girls can work their magic on anyone; she got no mana. I easily slid in and ordered a round for me and the boys. To make more small talk I asked how much should I tip and her drunk friend got close to me and said “I work at a bar and its usually a dollar a drink.” I dropped 5, turned around and the drunk girl then asks “aren’t you gonna tip me?”

My rule is simple; I only buy drinks for girls I’m either dating or fucking, no exceptions. I look at her, smile, then turn back to my friends; bros before hoes.

Next we hit up Bar 35 which already had a line. Luckily we had connections at the door. Turns out the girls from the bar followed us and were trying to get past the bouncers with our group. After grabbing drinks at the back bar we turned around and saw them directly across from us. 80s night this Wednesday ladies, maybe you’ll get drinking privileges then.

Next stop off was an all you can drink event at Xyloh in Ala Moana. Had it not been for the onslaught of alcohol I might have been turned off by the horrible guy/girl ratio as depicted above. After I was good and tipsy the had some kinda lap dance competition, here are some pics:

I was sitting in the lounge area when I noticed a couple making out across from me. I figured guy was gonna get lucky that night but suddenly she started gagging and threw up on the couch. Here are photos of the awesomeness

Panties.

Bartender

I would have made the photos bigger but server space is tight. If you wish to see bigger photos then you can either send me cash, sign up to see hot Hawaii girls, or chat with bar girls.