Personally I think strippers should look like real women; curvy with long legs, natural tits, and a sultry attitude. Lotta the younger girls flop around on stage like dead fish, lying on their back while flapping the meat curtains in front of your face and opening up the garter every 10 seconds. Honestly if I wanted to see kal bi I could go to Millions, Gina’s BBQ, hell even Sorabol and I’d still pay less!
Maybe there should be a stripper school… girl’s can get a PhD (pro hoe degree) in pole bending, private shows, personality, and overall sexiness. Remember kids a good education is essential to a bright and successful future
Pantyhose babe Roni would probably be the first milf I’d want to bust my cherry on. I think a mature woman needs to be classy and expensive looking; like fucking some rich guy’s wife. That cuckold fetish stuff where the dude watches his wife getting boned by a random stranger is a little too weird for me but the fantasy of sneaking around behind his back is kind of a turn-on. I’d stroll up to his McMansion on a weekday while he’s off building play monopoly in real-life, wife just getting home from yoga. Knock on the door three times and see her sweating body all naked and ready for more stretch routines and plow poses
Check out these pantyhose fetish photos and the sweet pussy those thigh highs lead up to and tell me you wouldn’t tap that ass!
Awesome news peeps, the hit and run victim got in touch w/ me after I left the note on her car; Hawaii Porn Blog 1, cops 0!!! This plus the fact that its Friday puts me in the mood to celebrate and there’s no better place tonight than Downtown Honolulu’s First Friday Festival! No better place to watch cops in action: ticketing jaywalkers, checking parking meters, and strolling their fat asses along in those tricked out segways. Can anyone say Mall Cop?
I’ll use five-o to segway (clever huh) into a sweet Dancing Bear update. I wonder if cops moonlight as male strippers? Figure it would be easy because you’ve already got the costume and chicks dig handcuffs. Police also have a tendency to play big dick bitch with the public so slapping a happy bride-to-be with his meat baton should come naturally.
On a side note, I think I should’ve been Dancing Bear for Halloween. Imagine how those pictures would’ve turned out!!!
So I still haven’t gotten over my breast obsession since the last posting and decided a video of big-tittie hoe Claudie-Marie getting banged out by an illegal immigrant would be a great follow up. Claudia-Marie’s country accent , rascal smile, and zany sense of humor makes this big titty Southern MILF unforgettable.
Her vid’s are all hillarious and if you want more go check out Claudia’s free tour with over 30-minutes of the funniest trailers you’ve ever seen.
BTW, did anyone catch the 10 o’clock news on KITV last night? I’m pretty sure Amber-Lynn was hiding those great boobs under a straight jacket…did someone tell her about Hawaii Porn Blog?
