So here is my only photo from Honolulu Hawaii’s First Friday because I was too busy drinking to take photos correctly (obviously).
I started the night off at Mercury Bar just off of Bethel St. The bar was pretty packed so I told one of the chicks sitting there to grab the bartender’s attention for me. She gave me a smart ass quip about how the male bartender would probably be more interested in me but I played it off, saying that most girls can work their magic on anyone; she got no mana. I easily slid in and ordered a round for me and the boys. To make more small talk I asked how much should I tip and her drunk friend got close to me and said “I work at a bar and its usually a dollar a drink.” I dropped 5, turned around and the drunk girl then asks “aren’t you gonna tip me?”
My rule is simple; I only buy drinks for girls I’m either dating or fucking, no exceptions. I look at her, smile, then turn back to my friends; bros before hoes.
Next we hit up Bar 35 which already had a line. Luckily we had connections at the door. Turns out the girls from the bar followed us and were trying to get past the bouncers with our group. After grabbing drinks at the back bar we turned around and saw them directly across from us. 80s night this Wednesday ladies, maybe you’ll get drinking privileges then.
Next stop off was an all you can drink event at Xyloh in Ala Moana. Had it not been for the onslaught of alcohol I might have been turned off by the horrible guy/girl ratio as depicted above. After I was good and tipsy the had some kinda lap dance competition, here are some pics:
I was sitting in the lounge area when I noticed a couple making out across from me. I figured guy was gonna get lucky that night but suddenly she started gagging and threw up on the couch. Here are photos of the awesomeness
Panties.
Bartender
I would have made the photos bigger but server space is tight. If you wish to see bigger photos then you can either send me cash, sign up to see hot Hawaii girls, or chat with bar girls.
Everyone knows a good local Hawaii girl can take a dick and Anna Lee is no exception! Her mature frame gets pounded in this gallery from Big Dicks Little Asians until Mr. man blows his load all over those pretty lips. According to All Asian Pornstars, Anna Lee has been performing since 2006 but she’s not teri beef yet so that makes me still in the mood to poke squid
Kina Kai and Christina Aguchi caress, suck, lick, and fuck each other with a dildo in this steamy lesbian porn scene in Hawaii. The photos of this shoot are equally hot and I still can’t believe the awesome backdrop for this shoot, how did they not get caught?!?!
Heres another picture of Kina Kai and Christina Aguchi from Hawaii Dream Girls:
While visiting the island, Naomi Banxxx stopped in to pay a visit to Hawaii’s best porn company and just had to get wet! Naomi strips off her green bikini and soaks her toned body in a warm bath. So turned on by being in the islands she just had to break out her pink dildo and play with herself. The camera man got so turned on he just had to jump in and put his cock between those dick sucking lips.
Cute Filipino girls dot the Hawaii landscape with their ever youthful smiles and tight bodies designed for hardcore poundings. Tina from Hawaii Dreamgirls is no exception, stripping down to her grass skirt and lei. Those perky tits make me wanna wrestle her to the sand and introduce her to my poi pounder!!!
Hawaii Dream girls brings us another beautiful Caucasian (haole) girl for us to enjoy!! Also known as Maile, she prances around an Oahu beach in her cute two piece as she waxes her board. Don’t let her sweet looks fool you because she is a sex-a-holic who loves to have sex on the beach.
Stop by Hawaii’s hottest gentlemen’s club, 939 tonight and tomorrow night to see Vivid contract girl Monique Alexander light up the stage! 939 is the best looking strip club in Hawaii with some of the friendliest waitresses around so make some time, ditch the girlfriend, and share a beer with me at the club! Be sure to check out the youTube clip that Club 939 threw online.
This Hawaii girl knows the right way to tease a camera in this sexy photo shoot. Ali seductively drops her net in a burlesque fashion, allowing glimpses of her beautifully tanned skin to entice your eyes. Only in Hawaii porn could you find a combination of beauty, sensuality, and a breathtaking backdrop.
Check out this video of cougar bikini shopping at Aloha Tower Marketplace as she flashes her panties and shows off her tits to the camera! Now that I am older I have learned to appreciate aged women…so experience, so cultured, so refined. That and they usually are more into working out and keeping fit, not like the usual liquored-up, fast-food eating, football team gang banging, bukake loving jailbait Hawaii girls that normally surround myself with.
HawaiiDreamgirls.com brings us classic Hawaii porn the likes of which we haven’t seen since watching scrambled porn late at night while your parents were asleep. These jewels are like time machines taking us back to a world where the internet was in its’ infancy, the only person you knew who had a cell phone was Zack Morris, and a gigabyte was someone with jacked up teeth.
Hawaii girls are commonly of mixed ethnicity which make their look that much more stunning and unique. Although Sanny Aung isn’t a real Hawaii girl, this beauty blends in with her Chinese, Vietnamese & Cambodian heritage. This import model made her way out to the islands to be in a Hawaii porn photoshoot and we were happy to have her naked ass all over our island! Check out these other galleries for more Sanny: Link1Link2Link3
Ahh my weakness for haole girls strikes again! Britney looks like your average Hawaii coed who loves to ditch class to hit the beach. As you sit on the sand and watch that hot body on the water, glistening in the sunlight, you wouldn’t suspect that this bathing beauty was in the Hawaii porn scene! Catch the boys at Hawaii Dreamgirls having their way with this beach bunny!
Never try to engage in “small talk” with a waitress at a bar, it always ends the same; her walking away and you all sad panda.
Dude next to me in Mai Tai Bar in Ala Moana tried to strike up a conversation with a salty looking waitress. He asked why she didn’t look happy. She responded with some bullshit about how she must have forgotten to take her meds.
He then tried to make up for what he thought came off as an insult by complimenting her back tattoo and then asking what it meant. What does it mean? If you don’t mind me asking… Begging for permission is like saying “I suck and have no self worth.” Her response went something like this: It’s my astrological sign blah blah blah complicated meaning blah blah blah. Basically she was telling him, “It means something to me but you don’t thus you don’t deserve an explaination.”
After that, she left w/ her salty face and he left with the bill for her time.
Point is the only things you should ask a waitress for is your order and the bill. If you want her to be interested in you, try to be more interesting. And if you are the dude I was sitting next to, click here and enjoy.
If you know anything about Honolulu, you’ll know that we have a bunch of drinkie-drinkie bars and AMPs (Asian Massage Parlor) around Keeaumoku. AMPs are a great place to bang one out for less stress than a girlfriend and a whole lot cheaper, allowing you to sample girls from around the globe. I’m talking Chinese girls, Japanese girls, Korean girls, Filipino girls, Hawaiian girls, haole girls, all waiting for someone to come in and fuck their brains out! For those of you not accustomed to AMPs, check out Asian Sex Trip and you can have a taste of what the scene is like!
Maya is an Indonesian girl who couldn’t resist stopping by to see what Hawaii has to offer! It was impossible to keep this girl’s clothes on as she let the sun caress her tight body and caramel-colored skin. Her ass was baby soft and seemed to be in need of a good spanking!
