Celeste is known for bringing out the bi-curious tendencies in other Isle of Joy models and Jennifer is no exception. That thick tattooed frame is like cold ice cream on a warm summer day to Celeste and she just can’t wait to get that creamy pussy juice goodness all up in her mouth!
I mean if this isn’t the oddest fucking couple I’ve ever seen, damn. Is he blackmailing her or something? Or is she part of some charitable organization like Make A Wish? Because I can’t think of any other reason why such a fine girl would waste her time on Seth Rogen’s body double.
Pictures are hot, he’s not, check them out while I try to figure this shit out…
I like my Asian girls small but I need to have a white chick with a real woman body. Colbie Caillat has a great body, could have some bigger tits but shes sexy as is. I might be afraid of heights but I’d climb that body any day!
Homeslice from Island Girls kinda has the same body going on but with a butt-load of tats (pun intended). I’m not really feeling dark eyeliner at the beach but I’ll look past that and down to those thick hips and thighs. Banging something like that would create sonic booms and bone shattering impacts; shit will put you in the hospital if you let her get on top but it might just be worth it!!!
and she enjoyed every inch of it! You gotta check out the photos I selected from the huge set of this hardcore haole fuck fest, you can really get homegirl’s emotions out of this toe-curling couples sex session. I really think its the details that make up a good fuck, from the way she bites her fingers, the look of hesitation in her eyes right before you stick your dick in her wet pussy, to the hand she puts on your chest to keep you hitting that sweet spot. HOT HOT HOT!!!
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Cori is the kinda kamaaina queen you see on those Hawaii girl calendars at Don Quijote; cute, realistic, but someone you’d probably never run into in your day to day life. And if you did there’s no way you could get the image of those huge tits perfectly perched in a Victoria Secrets bra out of your mind! Originally from Island Girls, Cori has started shooting for Hawaii Dreamgirls and I couldn’t be happier! I wonder if she’ll ever do hardcore porn? 
She may not have lived in the playboy mansion, married a baller, or starred in her own shitty tv show, but Angela from Isle of Joy does have the qualifications to be our own version of Kendra Wilkinson:
- She’s haole
- The guy she’s banging looks way below her league
- She knows this will be plastered all over the internet
- This is her first hardcore sex scene…that we know of…
It must be homeboy’s first time because he looks as awkward as I did the first time I got laid; pretty much laid back and watched the slut do her thing, thanking my lucky stars that at least someone knew what they were doing!
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I love lesbians. I’m not talking about the manly looking ones that try to hit on your girlfriend while you look on in utter confusion, nor am I talking about the traps that look like hot-girl lesbians but are only haggard beaten down ones with three-layers of bondo on their face. These are much harder to point out because they act and look totally different in the clubs but see them at their day job and you’d think the hot girl was eaten by Golem. True story.
Anyways the FTV girls put together this awesome indoor & outdoor strap on sex fest. Great thing about lesbian sex is that they always get off. Probably because there’s no dude going soft or minute men performances. They lick each other with such fury and determination I’m pretty sure they could get the the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop in two quick flicks. Enjoy! 
In celebration of Club 939′s coming out party for Christine Mendoza’s beautiful titties I’ve decided to post these photos of the sexy MILF Roni working the pole at Hawaii’s hottest gentleman’s club!
Personally I think strippers should look like real women; curvy with long legs, natural tits, and a sultry attitude. Lotta the younger girls flop around on stage like dead fish, lying on their back while flapping the meat curtains in front of your face and opening up the garter every 10 seconds. Honestly if I wanted to see kal bi I could go to Millions, Gina’s BBQ, hell even Sorabol and I’d still pay less!
Maybe there should be a stripper school… girl’s can get a PhD (pro hoe degree) in pole bending, private shows, personality, and overall sexiness. Remember kids a good education is essential to a bright and successful future
Some people are born to be doctors, some to be teachers, and others to be students. Jandi Lin was born to fuck, period. Usually a girl’s first hardcore scene is shy and hesitant, double dipping the cock in her mouth because she’s unsure as to how into it she should be. “Should I look at the camera or should I look at the guy with his cock inside me?” “Should I fake an orgasm like I see in other porn scenes or should I just like there like a dead fish?”
This inexperience and standoff performance is usually the formula for a girl’s first time on camera but Jandi Lin is quite the exception. She was eager and willing, it all came out on camera. The way she smiled at you, the enthusiasm in her eyes while gobbling cock. Most telling of all was that pleasured smile before requesting that she be choked while getting her pussy smashed and then the authentic look of pleasure and pain on her face with each thrust. I’ve always thought Jandi Lin was Hawaii’s own Sasha Grey and it’s sad that she left the biz with so much more to accomplish.
Oh well, there’s always Caroline
The last time I had sex on the beach was nowhere near as sexy as Christina Aguchi and Lana Davis’ threesome sex fest, probably because it wasn’t a threesome and it’s kinda hard to keep it up when someone’s dog is watching you do it doggystyle; was he critiquing my performance?!?!
Christina Aguchi knows how to suck a dick and take one too, but her haole girlfriend aint too bad either. I’m really digging the pierced nipples and how her natural tits bounce up and down while she’s riding Fabio reverse-cowgirl style. Another great thing about this scene is that there are no condoms. Personally I wrap it every time but when you’re watching porn where peeps are spontaneously fucking outdoors the last thing you want to see is condoms and lube. I mean really who besides me goes to the beach with condoms and lube?!?!
Trinh Li is finally breaking into hardcore Hawaii porn! Well sorta kinda. Celeste talked the emo Vietnamese girl into some lesbian experimentation at a not so secluded Windward side beach on Oahu. It’s a pretty linear progression of things if you really think about it, first she does artistic nudes, then public nudity, then solo masturbation, and now lesbian sex. Give it another month and we’ll hopefully have full video of Trinh Li waxing some lucky guy’s stick. Until then boys peep these photos and pray for surf!
Here’s a tip people, NEVER try to replace your old mattress with one of those inflatable beds. The picture on the box usually shows a happy haole couple relaxing on the thing by a camp fire in the great outdoors; This picturesque fantasy is totally not what you get and you’d be better off throwing the piece of shit in the fire to signal for help! Honestly it’s like trying to sleep in one of those child bouncy houses but without the piss and kid poo smell. I figured I could save some extra cash by picking up the inflatable for $30 instead of a real bed for $400 but my back is in a world of hurt now and the saved cash will probably just go to a chiropractor 
I hopped into the Island Girls site to comfort my aching body when I came across the latest photo shoot with Trinh Li and Shana doing yoga in the nude on one of Oahu’s not so secluded beaches. Are they mocking me with their youthful flexibility? Look at how they arch their backs and perk their ass up. Look how their soft supple skin glows in the sunlight as they bend over to touch their toes and flash the sweet peaches between their legs. Look at how easily they bring the knees to their chest while flexing the lower part of their back to show off those analsex-tastic asses.
Fuck I need a new bed asap because there’s now way in hell I’m scoring punani on a rubber yoga mat
Remember that crazy brunette from Jet Lee’s Kiss of the Dragon? Well if you didn’t then not only did you miss out on a kick ass movie but also the striking resemblance Jade Hsu has to her in this scene from Hawaii Dreamgirls…well without the murder part. I think.
Jade Hsu was kinda the start of my love affair with Korean girls but I’m pretty impressed how she’s adapted from her usual runway model style to the down and dirty fuck she presents herself as in this video. Although not depicted in this teaser, the cameraman get’s so caught up in the action he ends up turning this gruesome-twosome scene into a hot threesome sex fest. Whether it be just the Korean sex appeal, the trashy lingerie, smell of punani on the Hawaiian breeze, or just the fact that you have a perfect opportunity to get your dick sucked by Jade Hsu, the cameraman took the risk and got one hell of a reward. Enjoy!
Ooh so funny story this weekend. I was at the range and saw that all the lanes were full. There was a haole lady in her mid 30′s, total cougar, standing around so I asked her how long she had been there. She said they were just about finishing up and I noticed she was looking at a dude in a green shirt. I asked if that was her friend, slightly insinuating boyfriend. She turns to me and says: Oh no that’s my son! Damn dude I’m sorry your mom isn’t a cougar, your mom is a MILF!
What does any of this have to do with the blonde bombshell above? Absolutely nothing except for the fact that she kinda looks like Mrs. MILF, enjoy!
Spring break is almost over and it’s the last weekend, time to find a tourist girl and break that pussy! The last Friday of spring break has always been the best time to hunt for punani because the girls know they have to head home soon and they begin to go into panic mode, hopeful to have a sexy story for their friends at home. Most of them have boyfriends so be sure not to leave any evidence because nothing says trouble like hickeys and unplanned pregnancy
Alison Angel and her girlfriend stopped by Oahu and took some great photos and HD video of their Hawaiian vacation exploits. You may have seen some of them around but then again there are a lot of big titty white girls in the islands this week so picking Alison Angel’s massive boobs out of a crowd might prove difficult. If you didn’t get to see them in person don’t fret because there’s always these nude photos!
