So Hawaii’s little league baseball team didn’t win but I think it might be for the best because not many pro players score hot chicks. I mean only Derrick Jeter and A-Rod bang bitches but that’s two players in THE WHOLE DAMN LEAGUE! This probably isn’t because baseball dudes are ugly or anything, just that its such a boring sport that most hot chicks can’t stand it.
Now football players get chicks! Kim Kardashian, the other Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, Gisele Bundchen, etc. Nothing gets a girl hornier than watching her man layout some spaz like a cheap hooker. High school is coming up quick kids so start practicing!
The US Military is a major importer of fuckable white girls to Hawaii and, besides my personal feelings about Hawaii’s history with the armed forces, I’m pretty damn cool with this because how else would we get a steady stream of new strippers and Hawaii porn models?!?
I remember talking to this one stripper at Femme Nu who was in the Air Force but did the stripper gig to help pay the bills. Another dancer said she only did it when her husband was deployed so she could get side sex cash. To these hard working women who serve the Military I salute you — with my penis!
Now this girl is a keeper! Oh she looks like so much fuckable fun with those big brown eyes and love for juggling cum with her tonsils, if only all girls enjoyed sucking dick as much as this Katy Perry lookalike (sans tits). Do you think California Girls are this much fun?!?
Why is it that white girls have pink, clean looking nani’s? I mean even if an Asian girl hasn’t been drilled out by the entire east side, her meats are usually a little dark kinda like barely burnt kal bi. But haole chicks are different. Even if they’ve got more experience drilling than BP, that nani is still pink and sweet like strawberry milk!
Melody is feeling a little frisky after finding a secluded spot on the beach and takes her temperature in the hot Hawaiian heat
and she enjoyed every inch of it! You gotta check out the photos I selected from the huge set of this hardcore haole fuck fest, you can really get homegirl’s emotions out of this toe-curling couples sex session. I really think its the details that make up a good fuck, from the way she bites her fingers, the look of hesitation in her eyes right before you stick your dick in her wet pussy, to the hand she puts on your chest to keep you hitting that sweet spot. HOT HOT HOT!!!
But they sure are a couple of bombshells! These girls are great and have a fun time playing tourist in beautiful Waikiki. The redhead grabs my attention more than the brunette but thats probably because her tits are constantly staring at me; I think they want to ask me out but probably too shy, so they’ll forever stare at me from a distance lovingly.
Unlike the dude at the end of the video, there’s no way I’d let those curb monkeys get on my bike. If they want a piece of my motorcycle seat then they best be prepared to give up some ass, gas, or grass!
I like white girls. I like real women with curves, not those barbie doll Heidi Montag-type chicks. SO when I put Abbey Brooks on Hawaii Porn Blog, you know why. Thank you very much for your cooperation
Baby faced Bree Olson looks adorable in her Hawaiian bikini! Sure it would look even better on Waikiki Beach but we all can’t live in paradise. I actually ran into Bree Olson by sheer luck at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. She is just as beautiful in person and did not disappoint with a really chill and friendly personality. I wasn’t lucky enough to get really friendly but hey who am I kidding, it’s Bree Olson bitch!
Ooh so funny story this weekend. I was at the range and saw that all the lanes were full. There was a haole lady in her mid 30′s, total cougar, standing around so I asked her how long she had been there. She said they were just about finishing up and I noticed she was looking at a dude in a green shirt. I asked if that was her friend, slightly insinuating boyfriend. She turns to me and says: Oh no that’s my son! Damn dude I’m sorry your mom isn’t a cougar,your mom is a MILF!
What does any of this have to do with the blonde bombshell above? Absolutely nothing except for the fact that she kinda looks like Mrs. MILF, enjoy!
So if you’re wondering why Hawaii Porn Blog, the bestest place for sexy wahines and Hawaiian porn, wasn’t updated last week it was because I was taking vacation in the land of the haoles, Los Angeles! Even perverted people like myself need to take a break from the computer and get some fresh air.
In celebration of my California conquest I wanted to post this stunning blonde bombshell. I have a double standard when it comes to white girls and Asian girls. Now Asian girls look best petite and adorable; submissiveness is the true selling point of Asian beauty. White girls on the other hand look best with a little meat on them. The skinny ones just look like crack addicts in need of a burger.
Now if you get your arms wrapped around a thick, big titty beauty then you will really know what a woman feels like. Tiny peach fuzz hairs on their body are uber sensitive and always fun to play with. After teasing them her into uncontrollable frenzy I unleash my sexual powers upon her for the next 2 minutes before falling asleep on my wallet. Isn’t romance fun?!?!
Where the fuck was I when this shit was going down?!? I mean it’s got to be a mainland thing because I’ve never had someone come up to me and be like, dude you missed out on the huge orgy party last night! Because if that did happen I’d punch him in the face for not calling me. Unless it was just dudes at the orgy, then I’d be glad he didn’t call me.
Real Slut Party is pretty much what you think it is; really slutty girls fucking people at a party. I remember a party once where there was a really slutty girl all up on me, that was pretty awesome. Until she got sick and ran to throw up in my friend’s bathroom…hey better to barf in the toilet than on my dick right!
Because really there were only old dudes last time I checked out one on Oahu. I was their hoping to see chicks but was sorely disappointed
I also haven’t seen much Met-Art stuff from Hawaii but their beach nudes are so hot it’s worthy of a Hawaii Porn Blog post! I featured this chick previously and she’s so irresistible I just had to post her latest gallery. Take a look at the last picture and tell me it doesn’t make you wanna eat oysters!
I’m not a smoker but I’d risk testicular cancer to shove my cock down this hot blonde’s tobacco flavored throat. Shes like a local Sienna Miller, kinda got that dirty girl look about her which makes you wanna do naughty naughty things to her. I’m picturing a sweaty bedroom, wet sheets, smell of cigarette smoke still lingering in the air, moist puffy nipples standing at attention, and a LOT of anal sex going on!
Check out these preview photos while I think about that for a while…
19 year-old sweetheart Lia shot these sexy photos on Oahu for her website Lia19.com. There’s something about All-American, corn-fed white girls on the beach of Hawaii that make it really feel like Christmas! Did you know that Hawaii’s hotel occupancy rate goes up from the 23rd till early January? Imagine all those big titty white girls that just flew in today, ready to get their body tanned and ass tapped on their Hawaiian vacation. I dunno about you but I think Yard House is the place to be tonight.
Check out these photos of Lia 19 to wet your appetite!
