HAWAII PORN BLOG

So if you’re wondering why Hawaii Porn Blog, the bestest place for sexy wahines and Hawaiian porn, wasn’t updated last week it was because I was taking vacation in the land of the haoles, Los Angeles! Even perverted people like myself need to take a break from the computer and get some fresh air.

In celebration of my California conquest I wanted to post this stunning blonde bombshell. I have a double standard when it comes to white girls and Asian girls. Now Asian girls look best petite and adorable; submissiveness is the true selling point of Asian beauty. White girls on the other hand look best with a little meat on them. The skinny ones just look like crack addicts in need of a burger.

Now if you get your arms wrapped around a thick, big titty beauty then you will really know what a woman feels like. Tiny peach fuzz hairs on their body are uber sensitive and always fun to play with. After teasing them her into uncontrollable frenzy I unleash my sexual powers upon her for the next 2 minutes before falling asleep on my wallet. Isn’t romance fun?!?!

Beautiful girls for less than a plane ticket at New Nude City!

Where the fuck was I when this shit was going down?!? I mean it’s got to be a mainland thing because I’ve never had someone come up to me and be like, dude you missed out on the huge orgy party last night! Because if that did happen I’d punch him in the face for not calling me. Unless it was just dudes at the orgy, then I’d be glad he didn’t call me.

Real Slut Party is pretty much what you think it is; really slutty girls fucking people at a party. I remember a party once where there was a really slutty girl all up on me, that was pretty awesome. Until she got sick and ran to throw up in my friend’s bathroom…hey better to barf in the toilet than on my dick right!

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Because really there were only old dudes last time I checked out one on Oahu. I was their hoping to see chicks but was sorely disappointed

I also haven’t seen much Met-Art stuff from Hawaii but their beach nudes are so hot it’s worthy of a Hawaii Porn Blog post! I featured this chick previously and she’s so irresistible I just had to post her latest gallery. Take a look at the last picture and tell me it doesn’t make you wanna eat oysters!

More Great Nude Photos at Met-Art!

I’m not a smoker but I’d risk testicular cancer to shove my cock down this hot blonde’s tobacco flavored throat. Shes like a local Sienna Miller, kinda got that dirty girl look about her which makes you wanna do naughty naughty things to her. I’m picturing a sweaty bedroom, wet sheets, smell of cigarette smoke still lingering in the air, moist puffy nipples standing at attention, and a LOT of anal sex going on!

Check out these preview photos while I think about that for a while…

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19 year-old sweetheart Lia shot these sexy photos on Oahu for her website Lia19.com. There’s something about All-American, corn-fed white girls on the beach of Hawaii that make it really feel like Christmas! Did you know that Hawaii’s hotel occupancy rate goes up from the 23rd till early January? Imagine all those big titty white girls that just flew in today, ready to get their body tanned and ass tapped on their Hawaiian vacation. I dunno about you but I think Yard House is the place to be tonight.

Check out these photos of Lia 19 to wet your appetite!

More of this big breasted white girl at Lia19!

Where are my pale vampire white girls at?!?!

Like the rest of the damn world, I got dragged to watch New Moon. The acting was horrible, lines at Ward Theater was hella long, high school girls were yelling throughout the whole movie, none of them hot! One thing I did enjoy was that Ashley Greene chick…that alabaster skin and sexy smile got me hard for all of the 5-minutes of screen time she had!

I got home and thought to myself, “who had the best girls similar to the New Moon hottie?”  Two words, MET-ART! This Anna chick is unbelievably beautiful with hot body that will have you eating out her full moon from twilight to breaking dawn!

Met-Art has the load of hot white girl models, check them out!

Danielle FTV recently visited the islands and made an impression on the locals at Sandy Beach on Oahu. Haole girl has got some massive natural titties and isn’t afraid to let it all hang out in Hawaii.

You would think this busty beauty might be shy about getting naked on a public beach but her video gallery proves quite the opposite. Honestly words can’t describe the commotion she caused, you have to see it for yourself!

Click here to watch Danielle get naked for the locals at Sandy Beach!

Honestly I’m suprised this isn’t Hawaii porn!!! This Korean/caucasian mixed girl looks exactly like the kinda girl you’d find chillin’ at Mai Tai Bar on a friday night, cruising downtown during Honolulu’s First Friday with her retail-whore friends as they try to act cool and hip with only $2 in their fake Prada purse (personal experience). I’m sure while you’re at Sheleen’s Birthday party on Friday that at least one girl with the curves of this hapa Asian girl will tease your cock just enough to make you come back and check out this Mixed Korean girl’s free video clips!

YAAYYY my favorite! I love drunk Haole college girls in Hawaii!! My time at the University of Hawaii wouldn’t have been complete without late nite dorm sex with hot white girls! Honestly the SoCal girls are the most fun to have with when knocking back a pint. They have such a free spirit and liberal sexual attitute, primarily because they are thousands of miles away from home

This haole beach bunny can’t control her raging college hormones after a few Coronas and strips totally naked, contorting her tight frame into hot sexual positions, just waiting for her stud to stick his fingers and cock in that pink pussy. HOT HOT HOT!!!

Ah, my addiction to haole girls strikes again! I can just smell the cheap vanilla perfume in the air as I stare at Heather’s pierced nipples perched upon tiny titties. She’s the kind of girl you can find pubcrawling downtown on First Friday, drinking pitchers at the Varsity, or chilling with the girls at Yard House. The girl who starts off the night shy and innocent, but by the end of it all, is sitting on your lap and nibbling your ear as you drink in that sweet vanilla smell. Brings back memories don’t it?

I say sign up to Island Girls today and save yourself from the hickeys and hangovers

Now I don’t know anything about mainland haole girls (except that they all end up here) but this has to be the prettiest trailor park princess i’ve ever sawed! The stereotypes of incest and imbreeding can’t be true with a flawless booty and baby soft skin like this (unless there’s a tail under those panties)

Hillbilly-heaven awaits you and this angel is ready to spread her pearly gates for you!

This haole dude just loves everything Japanese, from his maneki neko to his zen minimalist-inspired pad. The latest addition to his collection is sexy Japanese pornstar Miako. Although shes a complete banana (yellow on the outside white on the inside), the idea of playing dress up for her man is exciting! Once haole-boy is done unwrapping his geisha girl shes gonna have a load of memoirs for her collection!

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I didn’t know Julia Roberts had a daughter?!? This haole girl has the same pillow-soft breasts, striking facial features, alluring eyes, and dick sucking lips as America’s sweetheart. This pretty woman can’t resist showing off those good looks, snapping off a few candid photos while enjoying her bubble bath. White girls just love their bubble baths don’t they? The thought of them stewing in their own sexual juices, lapping suds across their naked bodies just makes my blood simmer

Don’t tell me you didn’t have flashbacks of Total Recall when you first gazed upon Taylor Chanel’s triceratits!

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