If you ride the bus because downtown Honolulu parking is a bitch, you’ve probably noticed these new catchy advertisements for the Hawaii Meth Project. This one here is my absolute favorite. Honestly Ice, batu, rocks, meth, whatever you want to call it, is a shitty drug and is messing up our Hawaiian paradise.
Just my 2 cents. Now back to getting shitfaced off of vodka tonics!
Besides a few passing showers, weekend in the Hawaiian islands was awesome as always! I kinda feed bad for those of you Hawaii Porn lovers on the East coast, what is it like 20 degrees?!? Well this Chinese girl brings the heat wherever she goes, braving the winter weather and displaying that goregeous summer bikini body. This asian girl’s toned tummy is paired perfectly with those ample mounds held in place by her hibiscus bikini top. I’m feeling a little chilly babe, lets put my meat in your heat and see what cooking
White girls are awesome! In Hawaii we usually get the military brats or college girls in their final year who want to live it up “island style.” I think the great thing about haole chicks is that they love to get fucked and have no shame about it!
Take Molly and her friend for instance, I mean only white girls go shopping for dildos right after they hit up Home Depot. Guess they couldn’t find any good screws (yea bad joke i know but it was better than the one i had about hammers and pounding) Take any Hawaii girl into a sex toy shop other than Sensually Yours and you’ll probably leave there with a fleshlight and no girl.
Why cant Hawaii girls be more like Molly and her friend, excited about getting getting sex toys as presents? Haole girls LOVE sex toys (well the ones I know) and proudly display their favorite vibrators in their UH dorm rooms. So for today Hawaii Porn Blog pays tribute to Molly and her sexual escapades, along with all the other haole girls who have no inhibitions. Yard House anyone?!?!
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So I finally got around to uploading my photos from this Halloween! These are from the kickass block party in Downtown Honolulu and I bet this is gonna be where the party is at come New Years Eve and next Halloween.
Lotta great costumes out and the Hawaii girls did not disappoint, showing up as sexy rollergirls, disco bunnies, Brazilian dancers, police officers (she might have really been a cop) and basically anything that could be turned into a skimpy and sexy outfit.
Bo peep is adorable but obviously had odd taste in men…maybe they both just love sheep?
Isn’t Nikki’s Arcade a porn shop?!?! Strawberry Shortcake I love your style!!!
Another Bo Peep, this time with better company; Oktoberfest girl!
So all in all Halloween in Hawaii is a blast and the island girls looked awesome as ever. I hope they block off Nuuanu for New Years and have this block party styled event again because I’m so in!
These two sex kitten Hawaii girls frolicking on the beach wearing nothing but bikini bottoms, some tacky tourist puka shell leis and sweet smiles makes my little tiki god happy
Just because your 401k went to shit doesn’t mean the tropical aroma of real amateur Hawaii porn is out of your reach! Island girls delivers some bang for your buck and will surely be the sunshine to your rainy day
Yea I need to get out more…it seems that in my absence from the scene, cute asian girls are now walking around half naked in the streets, wearing their mother’s pumps and sweet innocent smiles. If only the license plate wasn’t blurred out then we could figure out if there are Hawaii girls or the usual SoCal bananas. That way I’d know where to go for my Asian girl fix besides Venus Nightclub on Fridays.
Don’t worry ladies, the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated
The best site on the net for young Asian Teens is hands-down, without a doubt, Asian Teen Picture Club. The girls on this site aren’t the usual super-glam staged babes who appear on every “big dick small girl” type of site. These Asian girls are the sweethearts you’d see cruising the malls, lounging at the beach, or working out at the gym.
I would have put this up sooner but Oceanic Time Warner likes to give me crappy modems that I have to keep returning to Sears. This past weekend I checked out Milk at Venus Nightclub and was very impressed!
Great thing about Milk is that it’s open until 4am and is a great place to keep your drink going (or sober up).
If you love young wannabe FOB girls then you have to check out Venus on a Friday night, tell em Hawaii Porn Blog sent ya
YAY FOR SUMMER!!! Nothing is better than slutty little white girls in Hawaii showing off their tiny titties in bikini tops while waking down the street! If you don’t all ready know I have this disturbing desire for white girls. Maybe its reprocity or some kind of inferiority complex but I keep fantasizing about having a rich haole girl suck my cock and lick my ass hole then giving her the roughest anal sex shes ever had in her life, all the while videotaping it for her business tycoon daddy to watch on his big screen tv when he gets home. Take THAT Hawaii Kai!!!
Can you guess which Starbucks this was taken at? They have a tanning salon near by and lots of these wannabe Hills girls come through there. Just make sure you fuck them with their sunglasses on; they cover the face for a reason. If you too wish to fantasize about torturing future Miss Hawaii’s then I suggest paying a visit to the pervs at Real Teen Video Club, they know whats up.