Besides a few passing showers, weekend in the Hawaiian islands was awesome as always! I kinda feed bad for those of you Hawaii Porn lovers on the East coast, what is it like 20 degrees?!? Well this Chinese girl brings the heat wherever she goes, braving the winter weather and displaying that goregeous summer bikini body. This asian girl’s toned tummy is paired perfectly with those ample mounds held in place by her hibiscus bikini top. I’m feeling a little chilly babe, lets put my meat in your heat and see what cooking 
White girls are awesome! In Hawaii we usually get the military brats or college girls in their final year who want to live it up “island style.” I think the great thing about haole chicks is that they love to get fucked and have no shame about it!
Take Molly and her friend for instance, I mean only white girls go shopping for dildos right after they hit up Home Depot. Guess they couldn’t find any good screws (yea bad joke i know but it was better than the one i had about hammers and pounding) Take any Hawaii girl into a sex toy shop other than Sensually Yours and you’ll probably leave there with a fleshlight and no girl.
Why cant Hawaii girls be more like Molly and her friend, excited about getting getting sex toys as presents? Haole girls LOVE sex toys (well the ones I know) and proudly display their favorite vibrators in their UH dorm rooms. So for today Hawaii Porn Blog pays tribute to Molly and her sexual escapades, along with all the other haole girls who have no inhibitions. Yard House anyone?!?!
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So I finally got around to uploading my photos from this Halloween! These are from the kickass block party in Downtown Honolulu and I bet this is gonna be where the party is at come New Years Eve and next Halloween.
Lotta great costumes out and the Hawaii girls did not disappoint, showing up as sexy rollergirls, disco bunnies, Brazilian dancers, police officers (she might have really been a cop) and basically anything that could be turned into a skimpy and sexy outfit.
Bo peep is adorable but obviously had odd taste in men…maybe they both just love sheep? 
Isn’t Nikki’s Arcade a porn shop?!?! Strawberry Shortcake I love your style!!!
Another Bo Peep, this time with better company; Oktoberfest girl!
So all in all Halloween in Hawaii is a blast and the island girls looked awesome as ever. I hope they block off Nuuanu for New Years and have this block party styled event again because I’m so in!
These two sex kitten Hawaii girls frolicking on the beach wearing nothing but bikini bottoms, some tacky tourist puka shell leis and sweet smiles makes my little tiki god happy
Just because your 401k went to shit doesn’t mean the tropical aroma of real amateur Hawaii porn is out of your reach! Island girls delivers some bang for your buck and will surely be the sunshine to your rainy day
Yea I need to get out more…it seems that in my absence from the scene, cute asian girls are now walking around half naked in the streets, wearing their mother’s pumps and sweet innocent smiles. If only the license plate wasn’t blurred out then we could figure out if there are Hawaii girls or the usual SoCal bananas. That way I’d know where to go for my Asian girl fix besides Venus Nightclub on Fridays.
Don’t worry ladies, the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated
The best site on the net for young Asian Teens is hands-down, without a doubt, Asian Teen Picture Club. The girls on this site aren’t the usual super-glam staged babes who appear on every “big dick small girl” type of site. These Asian girls are the sweethearts you’d see cruising the malls, lounging at the beach, or working out at the gym.
I would have put this up sooner but Oceanic Time Warner likes to give me crappy modems that I have to keep returning to Sears. This past weekend I checked out Milk at Venus Nightclub and was very impressed!
Great thing about Milk is that it’s open until 4am and is a great place to keep your drink going (or sober up).
If you love young wannabe FOB girls then you have to check out Venus on a Friday night, tell em Hawaii Porn Blog sent ya
YAY FOR SUMMER!!! Nothing is better than slutty little white girls in Hawaii showing off their tiny titties in bikini tops while waking down the street! If you don’t all ready know I have this disturbing desire for white girls. Maybe its reprocity or some kind of inferiority complex but I keep fantasizing about having a rich haole girl suck my cock and lick my ass hole then giving her the roughest anal sex shes ever had in her life, all the while videotaping it for her business tycoon daddy to watch on his big screen tv when he gets home. Take THAT Hawaii Kai!!!
Can you guess which Starbucks this was taken at? They have a tanning salon near by and lots of these wannabe Hills girls come through there. Just make sure you fuck them with their sunglasses on; they cover the face for a reason. If you too wish to fantasize about torturing future Miss Hawaii’s then I suggest paying a visit to the pervs at Real Teen Video Club, they know whats up.
DAMN! This Asian teen cutie is all kinds of sexy! When I first saw these pics I thought she was a dead ringer for Hawaii pro golfer Michelle Wie. Those pouty lips and long frame make me wanna put my eagle in her hole!
Asian Teen Picture Club has some fine looking amateur asians and puts my lurker photos to shame!
So here is my only photo from Honolulu Hawaii’s First Friday because I was too busy drinking to take photos correctly (obviously).
I started the night off at Mercury Bar just off of Bethel St. The bar was pretty packed so I told one of the chicks sitting there to grab the bartender’s attention for me. She gave me a smart ass quip about how the male bartender would probably be more interested in me but I played it off, saying that most girls can work their magic on anyone; she got no mana. I easily slid in and ordered a round for me and the boys. To make more small talk I asked how much should I tip and her drunk friend got close to me and said “I work at a bar and its usually a dollar a drink.” I dropped 5, turned around and the drunk girl then asks “aren’t you gonna tip me?”
My rule is simple; I only buy drinks for girls I’m either dating or fucking, no exceptions. I look at her, smile, then turn back to my friends; bros before hoes.
Next we hit up Bar 35 which already had a line. Luckily we had connections at the door. Turns out the girls from the bar followed us and were trying to get past the bouncers with our group. After grabbing drinks at the back bar we turned around and saw them directly across from us. 80s night this Wednesday ladies, maybe you’ll get drinking privileges then.
Next stop off was an all you can drink event at Xyloh in Ala Moana. Had it not been for the onslaught of alcohol I might have been turned off by the horrible guy/girl ratio as depicted above. After I was good and tipsy the had some kinda lap dance competition, here are some pics:
I was sitting in the lounge area when I noticed a couple making out across from me. I figured guy was gonna get lucky that night but suddenly she started gagging and threw up on the couch. Here are photos of the awesomeness
Panties.
Bartender
I would have made the photos bigger but server space is tight. If you wish to see bigger photos then you can either send me cash, sign up to see hot Hawaii girls, or chat with bar girls.
Check out this video of cougar bikini shopping at Aloha Tower Marketplace as she flashes her panties and shows off her tits to the camera! Now that I am older I have learned to appreciate aged women…so experience, so cultured, so refined. That and they usually are more into working out and keeping fit, not like the usual liquored-up, fast-food eating, football team gang banging, bukake loving jailbait Hawaii girls that normally surround myself with.
Never try to engage in “small talk” with a waitress at a bar, it always ends the same; her walking away and you all sad panda.
Dude next to me in Mai Tai Bar in Ala Moana tried to strike up a conversation with a salty looking waitress. He asked why she didn’t look happy. She responded with some bullshit about how she must have forgotten to take her meds.
He then tried to make up for what he thought came off as an insult by complimenting her back tattoo and then asking what it meant. What does it mean? If you don’t mind me asking… Begging for permission is like saying “I suck and have no self worth.” Her response went something like this: It’s my astrological sign blah blah blah complicated meaning blah blah blah. Basically she was telling him, “It means something to me but you don’t thus you don’t deserve an explaination.”
After that, she left w/ her salty face and he left with the bill for her time.
Point is the only things you should ask a waitress for is your order and the bill. If you want her to be interested in you, try to be more interesting. And if you are the dude I was sitting next to, click here and enjoy.
Abbey Brooks is a new starlet on the scene and is built for this business. With a beautiful “girl next door” smile, soft yet stunning features, and grapefruits for tits, Abbey Brooks can make any man stand at attention!
Here are a few candid photos from her trip to the islands
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She paid a visit to the local heroes and challenged Hawaii pornstar Jayna Oso for a dick sucking contest. Personally I think Abbey won but thats only because I was too busy fantasizing about getting my 2 inches of fury between those puckered lips.
