The shitty midway point between work and the weekend goes by so much faster with some lubrication. For a little generosity, Hawaii girl Mika Tan is more than happy to lend a hand and rub out any issues you’re having.
If that was too subtle for you I basically said massage parlor girls will suck you and fuck you for cash. Have a happy Wednesday courtesy of HAPPY TUGS!
This soapy massage parlor looks a lot nicer than the one’s I’ve drunkenly stumbled walked into. First off is there’s no bars on the door and gigantic Samoan bouncers to scare away the looky-loo’s. More importantly Jandi Lin wasn’t there and if she was maybe I wouldn’t have whiskey-dicked it and walked away with sore nuts, a bruised pride, and an empty wallet. Plus those phantom itches down in happyland is no laughing matter!
Jandi Lin takes this hard worker and massages out all of his tension. Did you know that Jandi Lin used to sleep on an inflatable bed while she was making the transition from random Asian girl to AVN covergirl? Looks like we have something in common. And no jackass, it’s not the random Asian girl turned AVN covergirl part
You know all the locations. You try not to stare as you drive by them with the gf. You are familiar with the neon glow, electric sex signaled by the trademark “open” sign. Its OK though because every local Hawaii guy fantasizes about Korean Massage parlors too!
SOOO instead of having the unfortunate luck in experiencing a massage parlor raid first hand, I figure you might appreciate thisKorean Massage parlor sex fantasy from Mofos Worldwide. Because anything is better than explaining to the gf why you’re in jail at 4am and need her to bring bail money and a set of clothes.
I don’t understand why this Asian girl has such a sour face, especially when she knows just how happy that little rice-cooker body of hers makes me
She just loves to show off that slender Asian body and really knows how to work the camera. Her trademark scorpion tattoo makes it real easy for mommy and daddy to identify their innocent daughter. Then again, if mommy and daddy know that shes got a tattoo that far below her waistline, they’ve probably have a few naked pictures of their own floating around the internets. I love it when porn runs in the family!!
If you know anything about Honolulu, you’ll know that we have a bunch of drinkie-drinkie bars and AMPs (Asian Massage Parlor) around Keeaumoku. AMPs are a great place to bang one out for less stress than a girlfriend and a whole lot cheaper, allowing you to sample girls from around the globe. I’m talking Chinese girls, Japanese girls, Korean girls, Filipino girls, Hawaiian girls, haole girls, all waiting for someone to come in and fuck their brains out! For those of you not accustomed to AMPs, check out Asian Sex Trip and you can have a taste of what the scene is like!
