This sexy haole girl is like a skinny Scarlett Johansson! I love this glam photo set of Lilly from Errotica Archives, and even though it wasn’t shot in Hawaii, it’s still got that feel. So I will close my eyes, imagine hitting on Lilly at Yard House, and having her snub me because I can’t get her into the Volcom house. Honestly the only thing surf sluts know about surfing is how to wax a stick!
This is that wild and crazy girl your momma warned you about, probably because she was one! Jamie is a tattooed Asian girl with a curvy body and sweet tits, ready to get wet on the beach. Other girls would be shy and reserved about baring all in public but Jamie whips out her mammary missiles faster than North Korea on a slow day. Too political? Ok I’ll get back to porn
Happy Thanksgiving Day everyone! During this festive time, full of eating, drinking, and fighting, we tend to forget the little things like personal hygene. So everyone please remember to brush after every meal, bathe with copious amounts of bubble bath, and clean out your orifices with phallic-shaped objects; those of you luck enough to be flying this holiday season will be greeted by a TSA agent ready and willing to get those hard to reach places
This week’s update from Hawaii Dreamgirls has photos and video of Loona Luxx getting wet on an Oahu beach. Loona is a pretty dirty girl and she’s got some great hardcore scenes floating around the net. When these hardcore sex queens come to Hawaii for these glamor shoots you could almost see them as wifey material, raising your kids and growing old together blah blah blah. That is until you realize that the corny “this is us” video that someone creates for the wedding reception would be filled to the brim with her scenes from Bitches Like It Black: The All Anal Adventure.
Note to self: Do background check on any girl you plan to marry.
I was whoring around the next this weekend and stumbled upon this new site called Girls Do Porn. Their whole deal is about real amateur girls who are having their first shoot. Yea I know there are a bunch of sites that run along those lines but this is a site that I think actually has some first timers. I think it’s the look on their face as homeboy is about to bust a load on ‘em; its a look that says what the fuck am I doing here?!? I’m in love
I’ve got the hots for Roni, the Hawaiian MILF! I think the most alluring thing about fucking this stocking fetish queen is that, with a married woman, there’s minimal risk of attachment. She’s probably happily married and wants nothing more than a great ride on a young cock. I mean how awesome is that? Fuck the If you don’t marry me I’m leaving bullshit, just bust a nut, down a beer, and enjoy life. And while you’re enjoying life you might as well enjoy these photos!