It’s that awesome time of the year again when dudes dress like douchebags and chicks dress like whores! I know, It’d be a total fantasy if it weren’t for the douchebags, but hey I need a place to party too!
Check out the Hallowbaloo events for some serious fun, and if you need proof you can check out last year’s outing HERE.
Click the image above for either a trick or treat and have an STD-free Halloween!!!
Suck that dick girl! With 4.5 million tourists visiting Hawaii each year I am surprised that we don’t see more Hawaiian Vacation pornos. I mean you bring a girl to paradise, feed her a bunch of mai tais and lava flows, then take her back up to the ocean view hotel room, she already knows her half of the bill will be paid with blowjobs and fake orgasms. Why fake orgasms? Because there’s no such thing as a female orgasm. Trust me I’ve checked… :\
Isle of Joy brings another amateur hardcore sex scene straight from the 808 state! Man I’ve been trying to do that F.O.B. flippy thing but it never comes out right and I end up looking like an emo kid’s punching bag.
I’m totally looking forward to more Asian amateur porn from Hawaii, I mean white chicks are great and all but too much of that shit and I’m smelling Herbal Essence and vanilla perfume all hours of the day!
My computer of six years decided that last it’s time has come and went to computer heaven. While it has served me well and deserves it’s eternal dirt nap, the least it could have done was let me update Hawaii Porn Blog! Oh well, the point is I’ve got a new rig and I’m ready to rock and roll!
If anyone knows how to rip the gold out of an old computer please let me know, I’ve only got 18-months to pay this bitch off and am seriously thinking about being a male host (old ladies need love too). If not, I will lovingly dispose of my dear old friend on Mufi Hanneman’s front lawn
I’m totally digging this emo rocker hair look on Asian chicks. You figure rocker chicks are the party girls who love to get wasted and wake up in random dude’s beds (think Ke$ha) which is really hot (unless its your gf, then that kinda sucks). Most Asian girls on the other hand are usually reserved and bound by the concept of showing face, making them ,usually, the perfect girlfriend who won’t act a fool while you’re not around (unless she’s Korean then its a 50/50 chance).
My point being if you find an Asian girl with emo rocker chick style then get on that asap! You’ve probably got an undercover freak who loves to get kinky, but has a disarmingly cute Asian baby face that will be sure to make you’re parent’s think she’s an innocent sweetheart (think SporeChan).
Island Girls is no slouch when it comes to public nudity, but Shoshana takes the cake! She stops off at local spots completely naked for random photos and I gotta say it is absolutely brilliant! Local culture is pretty reserved about making ass nudity, but it’d be one helluva site to see a haole girl running around town completely naked!
If you’ve ever sat at a park bench and smelt the light fragrance of ham and vinegar, who knows, you might have just smelt the aftermath of an Island Girls porn shoot!
We’ve got some ass-slapping sexiness here from Hawaii Dreamgirls in the form of Dyamin. By the level of creativity in that name I’m guessing she’s either a stripper or a footnote from chapter 6 of Freakonomics (yes I can has read brah) This Hawaiian girl can call herself whatever she wants cuz these pics of her tits and ass are worth a thousand words!