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I love drinking, almost as much as I love Hawaii girls! I’m not much of a club person since I can’t dance so I’d rather visit the local bars and chat up chicks there. I mean sure you dancing allows you to grind up on chicks but more often than not it just leaves you with blue balls and a long bar tab. Girls love to talk and if you let them ramble on about whatever the hell they enjoy then they’ll think you’re a caring and understanding individual who is probably very interesting since you shared an interest in her interests.

That’s when you pull out your penis 😉

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NEKKID HAWAIIAN CHICK PICS FTW!

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Posted on September 29th, 2010 | Category: Hawaii girls | No Comments »

Dancing Bear Tacky Tourist Luau

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Everyone loves a good luau, even the boys at Dancing Bear! Click the image for a video preview of their hardcore Hawaiian Luau. BTW does the girl getting banged remind anyone of a pig roasting on a fire? Just checking.

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Posted on September 27th, 2010 | Category: hardcore sex | No Comments »

If a girl is a Nazi-supporter, would you still hit it?

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After closely examining (pervert) these photos ,I seriously had to ask myself if I’d hit it. In her third photo miss big titty beauty is posing by some books, one of them being The Third Reich: A New History. Either mammary mama is taking an intense college class on WWII or maybe we’ve got another Michelle Bombshell kinda chick here.

Personally I don’t give a shit who she hails; I’d still carpet bomb her kampf all reich long until I cum on her aSS, because DAS IST GOOT! 😀

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Posted on September 22nd, 2010 | Category: haole girls | No Comments »

Hawaii Five-O Bitches!!!

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I just finished watching the new Hawaii Five-O on CBS.com (economic recession turned off my cable) and it was pretty bad ass! Cinematography was slick, action scenes was well choreographed, and the DP (director of photography you sicko) was on his A-game. It was even funny how they threw a little camp in there with a character named Sy Min; come on you had to have laughed a bit too!

Sure you’ve got people who don’t agree with it being remade and they have some valid points, but I just like the idea that Hawaii is getting a boost to its economy along with great prime time exposure on national TV. Hopefully with all the money CBS makes on this show they can start feeding Grace Park cuz homegirl looks like skin and bones :(

WATCH HAWAII FIVE-O on CBS.COM!

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Posted on September 21st, 2010 | Category: Uncategorized | No Comments »

I think I’ll have Thai food tonight

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I’ve been debating on what I want to pick up for dinner and I’m leaning towards pad thai. Phuket Thai on McCully is my personal fav but that’s only because its close and I’m a creature of habit. They love to pile on the meat, working it in the back until its tender and ready for action. Then they slide it into the slippery sauce and noodle… oh so good it love you long time.

Holy crap there’s PORN in this post? Fuck. Well how about that…

Like Thai food? Then you’ll love Thai porn!!!

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Posted on September 20th, 2010 | Category: Thai girls | No Comments »

I think we’re going to need a bigger ball…

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First off I will not deny that these photos, and this girl, are drop-dead GORGEOUS! But really you will never get anything done with a tiny ball gag like that.

Back in the days when Dungeon and Seventeens on Kalakaua was still going strong they would have oodles of dirty goth chicks who were into the whole S&M thing; hot wax, spurs, latex dresses, fishnet stockings, and YES ball gags! If a girl can walk into a sex store and buy the biggest ball gag she can find then she’s definitely the girl you want to be around when the club is about to close and everyone’s playing musical sex chairs!

Problem is most of the goth girls that frequented these places didn’t look half as good as the haole hottie up top.  It’s ok though, three beers later and they all start to look like Sasha Grey! 😀

Check out her gallery here and let me know what you think!

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Posted on September 9th, 2010 | Category: haole girls, hot models | No Comments »

QUICK SOMEONE GET ME THE ADDRESS TO THIS AMP!!!

This soapy massage parlor looks a lot nicer than the one’s I’ve drunkenly stumbled walked into. First off is there’s no bars on the door and gigantic Samoan bouncers to scare away the looky-loo’s. More importantly Jandi Lin wasn’t there and if she was maybe I wouldn’t have whiskey-dicked it and walked away with sore nuts, a bruised pride, and an empty wallet. Plus those phantom itches down in happyland is no laughing matter!

Jandi Lin takes this hard worker and massages out all of his tension. Did you know that Jandi Lin used to sleep on an inflatable bed while she was making the transition from random Asian girl to AVN covergirl? Looks like we have something in common. And no jackass, it’s not the random Asian girl turned AVN covergirl part 😛

Let Jandi Lin work out YOUR tension at Soapy Massage!

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Posted on September 8th, 2010 | Category: asian massage parlor, Hawaiian pornstars | No Comments »

How Amia Miley Spent Labor Day Weekend

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Homegirl Amia Miley works hard for that money! This weekend our Hawaiian honeygirl represented the 808 state at the Mofos Labor Day Pool Party, doing exactly what she does best: dancing on dick and juggling jizz!

I LOVE sluts, god bless America!!!

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Posted on September 7th, 2010 | Category: hardcore sex, Hawaiian pornstars | No Comments »

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