I like my Asian girls small but I need to have a white chick with a real woman body. Colbie Caillat has a great body, could have some bigger tits but shes sexy as is. I might be afraid of heights but I’d climb that body any day!
Homeslice from Island Girls kinda has the same body going on but with a butt-load of tats (pun intended). I’m not really feeling dark eyeliner at the beach but I’ll look past that and down to those thick hips and thighs. Banging something like that would create sonic booms and bone shattering impacts; shit will put you in the hospital if you let her get on top but it might just be worth it!!!
Import model KT So takes me back in the days! I remember when the import scene was really blowing up in Hawaii…everyone was trying to trick out their parent’s cars, clubs and enthusiasts were trying to promote their brands and products, and even the n00bs tried to live their life a quarter mile at a time. As a horny high school kid there was nothing more thrilling than going to a car show. Not because of the pretty paint jobs and killer chrome aftermarket parts, but because there was always a booty contest with half naked girls getting buck wild on stage.
Models like Christine Mendoza, Sasha Singleton, and Cherie Roberts were always popular but my personal favorite was KT So. That girl has a body that would not quit and ass for days, who’d think homegirl was Chinese?!? I mean damn most chinese chicks have the body of a prepubescent boy.
The internet was kinda shitty back then and no matter how much I scoured the interweb, I couldn’t find any naked pics. Fast forward a decade (fuck its been that long?!?) and now KT So is doing naked webcams for cash (read: AWESOME!) Here’s the video off her official website, if you were like me and fantasized about undressing this import hottie then you NEED to visit her site (and bring tissue!)
I got a chance to see the advertisements our travel industry dishes out to California, and quite frankly they suck. It’s like a piss poor imitation of Mastercard’s “priceless” campaign. Sure people come to the islands to do all those outdoorsy type shit but really what they want is a nice place to chill, drink, and check out chicks. This goes for married people too, they’re worse than singles because they’re more likely to use their wife as a lure to catch bisexual girls willing to do a threesome. Fuck I gotta get married.
Here’s my concept, put this photo of Layla Rivera in every bar across California with the following slogan, Hawaii: Hot Chicks, Cold Beer, What Else Do You Need?!? If you see that campaign in 2011 it either means I got hired by the Hawaii Tourism Authority or I’m down at Alakea Street trying to sue someone!
Ok were back up again after some issues with my domain service provider. Everyone has been kicked in the ass and got it done so all is right with the world
Korean girls are my weakness, so much that whenever I even refer to a Korean female she cries out “ENEMIES!!!” No joke guys, she’s crazy.
So ANYWAYS, the Wonder Girls are gonna be doing a show and needless to say I gotta figure out a way to check it out without the gf knowing. Hey some people are addicted to drugs, others are addicted to death-defying adventure shit, while I’m only addicted to Korean pussy; honestly she should be happy because it could be a lot worse! That’s my defense if she finds out, think it’ll work? Deliberate on that while checking out photos of this Korean girl getting plowed by an Indian dude just before he blows his curry all over her hot naan (fucking food metaphors!)
Why is it that white girls have pink, clean looking nani’s? I mean even if an Asian girl hasn’t been drilled out by the entire east side, her meats are usually a little dark kinda like barely burnt kal bi. But haole chicks are different. Even if they’ve got more experience drilling than BP, that nani is still pink and sweet like strawberry milk!
Melody is feeling a little frisky after finding a secluded spot on the beach and takes her temperature in the hot Hawaiian heat
and she enjoyed every inch of it! You gotta check out the photos I selected from the huge set of this hardcore haole fuck fest, you can really get homegirl’s emotions out of this toe-curling couples sex session. I really think its the details that make up a good fuck, from the way she bites her fingers, the look of hesitation in her eyes right before you stick your dick in her wet pussy, to the hand she puts on your chest to keep you hitting that sweet spot. HOT HOT HOT!!!
The creators of Me and My Asian have come up with another diabolical website called Watch My GF. The site puts the load of ex-girlfriend photos and videos from across the interweb right at your fingertips, including this curly haired cutie. She kinda reminds me of this Starbucks worker I used to hit on back in my college days. Never got anywhere with that but hey I’ve always got these pics to work off of
Cori is the kinda kamaaina queen you see on those Hawaii girl calendars at Don Quijote; cute, realistic, but someone you’d probably never run into in your day to day life. And if you did there’s no way you could get the image of those huge tits perfectly perched in a Victoria Secrets bra out of your mind! Originally from Island Girls, Cori has started shooting for Hawaii Dreamgirlsand I couldn’t be happier! I wonder if she’ll ever do hardcore porn?
She may not have lived in the playboy mansion, married a baller, or starred in her own shitty tv show, but Angela from Isle of Joy does have the qualifications to be our own version of Kendra Wilkinson:
She’s haole
The guy she’s banging looks way below her league
She knows this will be plastered all over the internet
It must be homeboy’s first time because he looks as awkward as I did the first time I got laid; pretty much laid back and watched the slut do her thing, thanking my lucky stars that at least someone knew what they were doing!
Visit the Isle of Joy members area and listen to this song while checking out the photos. Trust me its perfect!
