My bet is no because I cant think of a better place to put my money than between the massive malasadas Christine Mendoza carries around on her chest. I’m heading down to the bank right now to close my account and changing it in for singles so I can throw em at those yummy titties tonight! How far long so you think $35.50 will last me?
Christine Mendoza be swinging around the pole at Club 939 tonight so get there early to avoid a line. Supposedly it’s a non-pasties show and I couldn’t be happier because I hate donuts. Unless they’re Crispy Cremes, damn I love Crispy Cremes. Shit imagine Christine Mendoza wearing nothing but Crispy Cremes! If you’re not uber creative like myself then here are some pictures for visual stimulation. Cya’ll at the stage and be sure to tip good so I can stand behind ya!Like what you've read? We'd appreciate a Bitcoin tip! (just the tip)