Hoochies, Hotties and Coaches…oh my, DUI!!!

The party didn’t stop for this week’s alleged OVUII offenders! Remember, these people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law

Girl number one is HELLA HOT…in her mugshot. If you don’t already know, Honolulu Police Department releases names along with the photo and I’m pretty sure her OPEN Facebook profile got a million hits (I kept hitting refresh). It’s weird though cuz shes the second girl I’ve seen that looks better drunk…do you think it’s reverse beer goggles? Maybe a beer force field?

The crazy looking dude in the middle of my awesome collage is “Skippa” Diaz, former football coach for Farrington High School. I dunno what he was teaching those kids but as long has he taught them how to make sexy mugshot poses like that I think he did his job well.