Alright I just got back from my Thanksgiving getaway, did I miss anything? After my last post I thought I’d continue the stuffed theme with Hawaii pornstar Jandi Lin getting both holes plugged by Kink’s Fucking Machines.
I’m only gonna post a few photos of this Chinese nympho getting dicked-out by rubber toys because the free preview gallery is too hot to miss. Is still called “dicked-out” if there’s no dick? How about toyed-out? Nah nevermind, that kinda sounds like a bad Black Friday advertisement!
When I think of Thanksgiving, I am reminded of all my fond childhood memories of the holiday Peking duck and Korean yakiniku. This was mostly due to a frozen turkey, birds burn to a crisp, or just that no one wanted to cook because of all the dishes. So in celebration of my Asian food Thanksgiving tradition, Bella Ling is about to get her holes stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey!
Tia Ling and Niya Yu grabbed the strap-ons and their favorite Chinese dim sum girl to have a fuck-feast that will soon become a part of your holiday tradition!
Like the rest of the damn world, I got dragged to watch New Moon. The acting was horrible, lines at Ward Theater was hella long, high school girls were yelling throughout the whole movie, none of them hot! One thing I did enjoy was that Ashley Greene chick…that alabaster skin and sexy smile got me hard for all of the 5-minutes of screen time she had!
I got home and thought to myself, “who had the best girls similar to the New Moon hottie?” Two words, MET-ART! This Anna chick is unbelievably beautiful with hot body that will have you eating out her full moon from twilight to breaking dawn!
In celebration of the Women’s Triple Crown of Surfing, I just had to post these pics of a hot haole surfer from X-Art. This white girl is hella fine and really gives off that Beyond the Break look. Anyone even remember that TV show?
I’ve added a bunch of photos from this set and the guys at X-Art have even more stunningly beautiful wahine’s for you to enjoy. Shit if the surf contest was all naked chicks who looked like this, I would gladly sit in traffic for 3 hours just to visit Haleiwa!!!
My insatiable desire for Korean girls strikes again! Beti Hana is a sexy new K-girl pornstar who just started shooting within the past couple of months and has found her herself stuck between a cock and…well…another cock!
The crazy guys who brought you Dancing Bear have invaded Japan to bring you Kobe Surprise, a cross between Bang Bus and a Japanese game show. They’ve got a lot of weird games designed to get Japanese girls naked and sucking tiny cocks. Like REALLY tiny cocks. There’s a video on the tour where three girls suck off a little meat mushroom until it’s tiny testicles bust a nut. Trust me it’s a lot funnier than I made it sound so peep their tour and enjoy the free previews!
Awesome news peeps, the hit and run victim got in touch w/ me after I left the note on her car; Hawaii Porn Blog 1, cops 0!!! This plus the fact that its Friday puts me in the mood to celebrate and there’s no better place tonight than Downtown Honolulu’s First Friday Festival! No better place to watch cops in action: ticketing jaywalkers, checking parking meters, and strolling their fat asses along in those tricked out segways. Can anyone say Mall Cop?
I’ll use five-o to segway (clever huh) into a sweet Dancing Bear update. I wonder if cops moonlight as male strippers? Figure it would be easy because you’ve already got the costume and chicks dig handcuffs. Police also have a tendency to play big dick bitch with the public so slapping a happy bride-to-be with his meat baton should come naturally.
A crime took place on Monday night around 10pm. A driver, in an attempt to parallel park between two cars, rear ended one of them; I witnessed the whole thing unfold while walking home from work. Hit and runs can happen to anyone. It could have been my car. It could have been yours.
As the driver fled the scene I was able to grab the license plate, car make, and a quick photo from my Blackberry. I decided to call the Honolulu Police Department to report the incident figuring that if it were my car I’d hope someone would do the same for me.
The police operator said someone would be there in 10 minutes; I waited a half an hour, saw three cop cars in the area and tried to wave down two. I called the operator to see what the hell was going on and she said they couldn’t find me. I already told them where I was…don’t we even pay a 911 fee on cellphones to triangulate your location?
They told me it would be another 15 minutes, I told them I’ll wait for five. Five minutes came and went so I walked home. I finally got home around 11pm when my phone rings. It’s the police operator again asking if I still wanted to wait and fill out a police report.
I’ve realized that the Honolulu Police Department really doesn’t give a shit about the people who live here. To them we are just money trees they harvest whenever quota, economic hardship, or plain boredom sets in. Since when did it become the norm to not care? If it were a cop’s car that got hit, they would most likely use every investigational tool at their disposal, regardless of the financial burden it would put on the City & County of Honolulu.
My point is this: look out for each other Hawaii, accept responsibility for your mistakes, and even if HPD doesn’t care about you and yours, always remember that Hawaii Porn Blog has got your back.
NOTE: I went back today and left a note on the victim’s car letting him know what I saw and my contact info because I know that every one of you would do the same for me.