Asian girls half naked in a parking lot
Yea I need to get out more…it seems that in my absence from the scene, cute asian girls are now walking around half naked in the streets, wearing their mother’s pumps and sweet innocent smiles. If only the license plate wasn’t blurred out then we could figure out if there are Hawaii girls or the usual SoCal bananas. That way I’d know where to go for my Asian girl fix besides Venus Nightclub on Fridays.
Don’t worry ladies, the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated 
