While browsing the net I came across Island Girls, a humble amateur porn site from Hawaii. Although not as packed with content like Hawaii Dreamgirls, Island Girls boasts having 912 1200-pixel photos of Hawaii “girls-next-door.” I’m always down for amateur porn, now I gotta convince my girlfriend to let me make some with her.
Hot off the press, Nautica Thorn, one of the biggest pornstars Hawaii has ever produced will be signing autographs at Diamond Head Video on May 7. Diamond Head Video has the largest collection of porn and adult related products in the state of Hawaii so if you’re ever in the mood to buy a vid, grab some lube, or pick up a rubber vagina, go check it out.
Like every other person in the free world, Nautica Thorn even has a myspace profile and after you’re done with that you might want to watch her pretty pussy get fucked.
Hot new galleries of Maile have been posted for Hawaii Dreamgirls and she looks even sexier than her previous set. Hawaii porn has never looked so glamorous with this gorgeous haole girl’s skin glowing in the Hawaiian sun.
This is the very first scene Hawaii pornstar Jandi Lin ever shot in her professional career (just wait till the old boyfriends bust out those homemade mpegs) Its a pretty hot scene and shows that this girl can take a dick and give an awesome scene!
So here is my only photo from Honolulu Hawaii’s First Friday because I was too busy drinking to take photos correctly (obviously).
I started the night off at Mercury Bar just off of Bethel St. The bar was pretty packed so I told one of the chicks sitting there to grab the bartender’s attention for me. She gave me a smart ass quip about how the male bartender would probably be more interested in me but I played it off, saying that most girls can work their magic on anyone; she got no mana. I easily slid in and ordered a round for me and the boys. To make more small talk I asked how much should I tip and her drunk friend got close to me and said “I work at a bar and its usually a dollar a drink.” I dropped 5, turned around and the drunk girl then asks “aren’t you gonna tip me?”
My rule is simple; I only buy drinks for girls I’m either dating or fucking, no exceptions. I look at her, smile, then turn back to my friends; bros before hoes.
Next we hit up Bar 35 which already had a line. Luckily we had connections at the door. Turns out the girls from the bar followed us and were trying to get past the bouncers with our group. After grabbing drinks at the back bar we turned around and saw them directly across from us. 80s night this Wednesday ladies, maybe you’ll get drinking privileges then.
Next stop off was an all you can drink event at Xyloh in Ala Moana. Had it not been for the onslaught of alcohol I might have been turned off by the horrible guy/girl ratio as depicted above. After I was good and tipsy the had some kinda lap dance competition, here are some pics:
I was sitting in the lounge area when I noticed a couple making out across from me. I figured guy was gonna get lucky that night but suddenly she started gagging and threw up on the couch. Here are photos of the awesomeness
Panties.
Bartender
I would have made the photos bigger but server space is tight. If you wish to see bigger photos then you can either send me cash, sign up to see hot Hawaii girls, or chat with bar girls.
So tonight is the monthly celebration of art, alcohol, and the juxtaposition between homeless people and rich pseudo intellectual jackasses who thing graphic designers just make t shirts. This is becoming a big thing in Hawaii and all the shop girls come out of the woodwork in their ballet flats and leggings.
Earlier in the evening you see lots of OLs (office ladies) in their pumps and knee length skirts, usually drinking at Indigos. As the night drags on you get a lot of haole girls and some cute asian girls. So come down and have a drink, I’ll probably be at Bar35 trying to see how many girls fall for my “I know Andy Warhol, want me to introduce you” routine. YAAAHHH trick YAAAAHHH!!!
Everyone knows a good local Hawaii girl can take a dick and Anna Lee is no exception! Her mature frame gets pounded in this gallery from Big Dicks Little Asians until Mr. man blows his load all over those pretty lips. According to All Asian Pornstars, Anna Lee has been performing since 2006 but she’s not teri beef yet so that makes me still in the mood to poke squid
When you grow up in Hawaii, Asian girls are all around and you can’t help but fall in love. You love that Japanese chick with her Dior bag and matching sunglasses, or that cute Chinese girl with the fob hair and fake tits in Nordstrom. The Filipino babe who was dry humping you at the O Lounge was memorable but the conversation you had with that Thai girl at Bar 35 made you want a meeting of the bodies and not just the minds. Asian girls are everywhere and is one of the reasons kids here never leave the islands; you can’t bang out chicks from multiple Asian countries while learning your ABC’s in Idaho. Btw, Asian Teen Picture Club rocks!