A not-so-happy hour at Mai Tai
Never try to engage in “small talk” with a waitress at a bar, it always ends the same; her walking away and you all sad panda.
Dude next to me in Mai Tai Bar in Ala Moana tried to strike up a conversation with a salty looking waitress. He asked why she didn’t look happy. She responded with some bullshit about how she must have forgotten to take her meds.
He then tried to make up for what he thought came off as an insult by complimenting her back tattoo and then asking what it meant. What does it mean? If you don’t mind me asking… Begging for permission is like saying “I suck and have no self worth.” Her response went something like this: It’s my astrological sign blah blah blah complicated meaning blah blah blah. Basically she was telling him, “It means something to me but you don’t thus you don’t deserve an explaination.”
After that, she left w/ her salty face and he left with the bill for her time.
Point is the only things you should ask a waitress for is your order and the bill. If you want her to be interested in you, try to be more interesting. And if you are the dude I was sitting next to, click here and enjoy.
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
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